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    23 Tweets From British Twitter That Cracked Me Up This Week

    "Pretending to fall asleep on the train so the conductor picks me up and carries me to bed"

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    Girl, are you Storm Eunice because at first I don't take you seriously but now I'm texting my mum about you.

    Twitter: @RichyCraven

    2.

    me, with all the free iphone 13s i’ve won from instagram this week

    Twitter: @putasinghonit

    3.

    Happy “we’ve had our ups and downs” day to all straight couples celebrating ❤️

    Twitter: @catekitchen

    4.

    Dua Lipa’s formal name is Dua Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts

    Twitter: @TheCarlaGordon

    5.

    Twitter: @sympathy_simm

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    Sheridan Smith playing Sheridan Smith in new ITV drama ‘Sheridan’ directed by Sheridan Smith and produced by Sheridan Smith Productions.

    Twitter: @Luke_E_J

    7.

    Why hello Jane! https://t.co/AclA36Te3B

    Twitter: @gregjames

    8.

    Pretending to fall asleep on the train so the conductor picks me up and carries me to bed

    Twitter: @MarloFilms

    9.

    They had rizla on the O2 for 22 years and they thought it would last a lifetime 🤣

    Twitter: @SeIormP

    10.

    I feel like this event was born out of a lie that got out of hand..

    Twitter: @mnrrntt

    11.

    Coming into work with a new hairstyle in the Uk be like

    Twitter: @elainebabey

    12.

    British weather reporters vs. Storm Eunice 💨☔️😖 #StormEunice #BigJetTV #wind

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

    13.

    Valentines scenes in Sainsbury’s: man comes up to me with flowers and says “sorry…you’re a girl…is this nice for a girl??”

    Twitter: @micha_frazer

    14.

    Location, Location, Location: Realistic Edition

    Twitter: @SeanBurkeShow

    15.

    Guys, are you sure it's a good idea to bring up proof of ownership?

    Twitter: @joshglendinning

    16.

    Student loan repayments are none of my concern. They’ll get it when they get it. If they get it. Shouldn’t have lended £40k+ to an 18 year old that one is their own palava

    Twitter: @ahnjuhleen

    17.

    The wheelie bins when they’re asked where they’ve been today

    Twitter: @randomstuffxzxz

    18.

    Every American podcast ending (almost).

    Twitter: @maxandivan

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    Twitter: @Reece_Parkinson

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    Not Eunice offing the o2’s pant https://t.co/aBVvdm5Mvh

    Twitter: @uncletypewriter

    21.

    My cat keeps meowing at me so he can go outside. Pls I don’t have time for a flying cat.

    Twitter: @jameelajoie

    22.

    adele last adele today night at watching G-A-Y the videos

    Twitter: @jxeker

    23.

    whenever I watch shows like Love Island or Love Is Blind the first thing I think about is how they got that much annual leave

    Twitter: @tochichels

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