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    99 Of The Best British Tweets From 2021 That Had Us Laughing Through This Wild Year

    "thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in f*ck marry kill."

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    Wife has been looking forward to stew in the slow cooker all day. Just realised I unplugged it earlier when I was plugging in Alexa to ask her how old Ronan Keating is.

    Twitter: @JoshPughComic

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    i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos

    Twitter: @janinemas0n

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    I genuinely laughed out loud #EastEnders

    Twitter: @amyvangar

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    Bucky for short x https://t.co/w0Kozn2eqI

    Twitter: @hansmollman

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    throwback to when I accidentally took the wrong container from the fridge and brought a tub of raw broccoli up Snowdon

    Twitter: @sophie_gadd

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    me during me straight my meeting: after:

    Twitter: @katierpacker

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    me at my big age this weekend tuning in to CBBC to watch tracy cuss out justine

    Twitter: @skinnylilbih

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    If Squid Game did musical statues…🦑💀 #SquidGame @NetflixUK

    Twitter: @munyachawawa

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    the uk needs to legalise weed so the great british bake off can have edibles week

    Twitter: @death2morrissey

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    Me looking at houses on Rightmove

    Twitter: @jonoread

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    if you ever spent 20p getting 6 minstrels from a dodgy sweet dispenser after swimming lessons then you don't have to worry about what's in the vaccine

    Twitter: @Cassiesmyth

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    First time I had M&S food I understood why there’s a Conservative party

    Twitter: @JamzLndon

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    Man’s name is actually Boris. What even is that?

    Twitter: @azariah24s

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    Twitter: @NoContextBrits

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    How I’m gonna dance in Nando’s when they finally let us eat in https://t.co/66pRoff3FN

    Twitter: @delussii

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    Twitter: @joffocakes

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    Visual representation of how people in London mind their business:

    Twitter: @Xhakaed

    18.

    me waiting for yet another late delivery

    Twitter: @jxeker

    19.

    jeremy clarkson getting ready to post his yearly “i got no a-levels and i’m still rich” tweet

    Twitter: @jxeker

    20.

    academics will say “put simply”, and follow it with the least comprehensible sentence you’ve ever read

    Twitter: @adampjthain

    21.

    They bought the crate challenge to the UK😭

    Twitter: @8akuaa

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    Tesco cashier: That’ll be £78.49 Me: I have a club card. Tesco cashier: Why didn’t you say so?! That’s £2.85. In fact it’s free. No in fact, we owe you money. Take the contents of the cash register.

    Twitter: @MONR0WE

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    Me joining the smokers of the office on their cig break so I too can have 20 min break every hour:

    Twitter: @DistinCray_

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    “Are you wearing the…” “The £4 air fryer? Yeah, I am”

    Twitter: @kxvnsyms

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    6yo (to her crying brother): "It's okay to be sad, sometimes we need to let our feelings out, just let yourself be sad." Me: "Oh darling, that's so lovely, well done. Why is he crying?" 6yo: "I hit him." #mumlife

    Twitter: @elspells13

    26.

    “Why don’t you want children?” Me:

    Twitter: @petshopgay

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    Don’t confirm your love for your babes until you see her eating popcorn. That’s when you know whether she’s a lady or a vagabond

    Twitter: @Pinero_Nana

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    Facebook is a minefield of mums saying “Can’t believe this handsome boy is starting year 1!” with pictures like this

    Twitter: @_sianfh

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    Twitter: @harrisonjbrock

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    leaving the british library for lunch after downloading one pdf and changing the font on an essay

    Twitter: @StoffelAlex

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    Everything I’ve seen regarding this film has been against my will https://t.co/jGaZaPh0gD

    Twitter: @lewcjruss

    32.

    it’s hard to see a football living your dream

    Twitter: @jxeker

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    Twitter: @elle_hunt

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    Twitter: @chindomiee

    35.

    Laundry: Washing - 30 mins Drying - 60 mins Putting away - 7-10 business days.

    Twitter: @DecemberBorne

    36.

    Was it worth it Mario ????? Was it ????

    Twitter: @bethanyrutter

    37.

    Poundland after Brexit https://t.co/hALm3IgqDp

    Twitter: @rickburin

    38.

    My girl just got flowers because she’s not feeling well 🥺 When I was sick all I got was “how you feeling soldier” every 4 hours kmt. When I’m not in the army.

    Twitter: @LipsOnTen

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    why can it never be Teams https://t.co/4k6yeoW6mB

    Twitter: @p_trickwoodcock

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    Twitter: @katmcgoldrick

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    my mum when she gets home from work looking for something to complain about

    Twitter: @r1finesse_

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    Twitter: @AllegedlyMiri

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    compliments from white boys hit differently. “absolutely stunning” “you’re a rocket” “top shelf” etc. pls liam don’t make me blush

    Twitter: @tularosaax

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    Canny believe a had to phone the fire brigade yesterday to free ma mum’s heed from the glass shower door n the cat just took the piss whole time

    Twitter: @laraconnerton

    45.

    I can’t stop laughing 😭😂😂😂

    Twitter: @thelifeofQU

    46.

    One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’

    Twitter: @plowrong

    47.

    spotify wrapped feels like getting exam results back

    Twitter: @rohit15_

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    Twitter: @semiskimmedmilf

    49.

    Absolute state of my Monzo Wrapped🤦🏻‍♂️

    Twitter: @SamPicone

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    I've been wearing my boyfriend's hoodie around the house for the last week. I tried to give it back last night. "That's not my hoodie." Realised with horror I've been wearing our builder's hoodie. In front of the builder.

    Twitter: @FernBrady

    51.

    hinge is actual hell on earth LMAO

    Twitter: @lauzmur

    52.

    How can my manager insist the Xmas party goes ahead after starting the email like this 😭

    Twitter: @LazarusKumi

    53.

    BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Marble Arch Mound

    Twitter: @panoparker

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    every day that passes I can’t stop think about how accurate this is 😭

    Twitter: @katierpacker

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    thinking about how many times i’ve probs been killed in fuck marry kill

    Twitter: @sadiedumont

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    Twitter: @SamCeladon

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    They look like a deconstructed pint of Guinness

    Twitter: @Tweet_Dec

    58.

    Not the Roahl Dahl steppers https://t.co/YTaJ0S2VZ6

    Twitter: @JadeanAria

    59.

    Remember when your last lesson of the day was PE and you couldn’t be bothered to fully change back into uniform to go home.. 🤔

    Twitter: @RavWilding

    60.

    chatting to strangers after a drink

    Twitter: @katiemedleyy

    61.

    all the baddies after a fight with spiderman

    Twitter: @barmson

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    Twitter: @GaryLineker

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    would be a huge power move for kanye to wheel out the robert kardashian hologram as his divorce lawyer

    Twitter: @louisakeight

    64.

    Hope this queen who made boys on Bumble send her Marge Simpson impressions is having a gorgeous day

    Twitter: @harrisonjbrock

    65.

    “yeah yeah she’ll be fine... can i get a cheesy chips and a can of rio please?”

    Twitter: @putasinghonit

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    The BBC today announced that Curtis and AJ Pritchard have been cast as the Fourteenth Doctor and Companion, respectively. The pair will take over from Jodie Whittaker and Mandip Gill at the end of Series 13, which is expected to air on BBC One sometime this Autumn.

    Twitter: @floellaumbagabe

    67.

    A customer asked me if I watched Roald Dahl's Drag Race

    Twitter: @jordanpenny

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    imagine being so pissed you think the track and trace QR code in the pub is a karaoke request slip

    Twitter: @chiwithaC

    69.

    Foxes in London are too much. I’m walking down a main road and this fox is walking alongside me like he’s my Pokémon.

    Twitter: @TweetsByBilal

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    Twitter: @NoEscalators

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    10 years ago today Prince William and Catherine Middleton were married. Happy anniversary.

    Twitter: @notDcfcBoss

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    Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

    Twitter: @AldiUK

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    Twitter: @harrisonjbrock

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    If you do fraud and you see this tweet please know ITS ENOUGH. I’m now getting more texts from DHL and Royal Mail than from my own friends

    Twitter: @d_chenny

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    Twitter: @jaklvnw

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    The transition into the Prince Philip News on BBC R1 Dance was something else 👇🏼

    Twitter: @MarkHolt4

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    Kids have their own cards and they get pocket money weekly to spend on whatever they want. Youngest, 13 next week, spent over £30 on one thing the other day, saying that I’ll find out what it is when it gets here. It came today...

    Twitter: @LissyLawHuds

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    Did... did Colin owe them money?? https://t.co/OqWkW75vtl

    Twitter: @bronactitley

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    Twitter: @goulcher

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    Funny story. I ordered some daffs from asda this week which didn't turn up so I complained and got a refund. Turns out Dave thought they were spring onions and they've been in the fridge for the last 3 days

    Twitter: @honestlyhelen

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    I thought she was dead???? https://t.co/5hntUxPBrh

    Twitter: @hansmollman

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    The neighbours just put the house up for sale. Couldn't resist checking it out on Zoopla. That's our bloody cat.

    Twitter: @generoom

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    Starmer doing his best to look like both Jenny & Lee from Gogglebox at the same time https://t.co/wVBb7kwpxK

    Twitter: @cal_thornhill

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    Some absolutely bangers here! 😂

    Twitter: @Mr_Trower

    85.

    nobody: plain-clothes undercover cops in the nightclub:

    Twitter: @imjoshhbu

    86.

    what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

    Twitter: @Ke7inBurke

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    if princess diana was alive today i think she would’ve been a guest judge on drag race

    Twitter: @samgarwood_

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    The transition into the Prince Philip News on BBC R1 Dance was something else 👇🏼

    Twitter: @MarkHolt4

    89.

    My mum when I ask her how to clean a skirting board

    Twitter: @KEStorey

    90.

    tourists in Pisa posing for photos

    Twitter: @rorhor

    91.

    when Russell T Davies first pitched It’s a Sin

    Twitter: @rorhor

    92.

    Me after receiving my 120th booster jab in 2025

    Twitter: @KahunaKome

    93.

    No one: Dominic Cummings when theres a No. 10 scandal:

    Twitter: @itsshabs

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    He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's adding a picture. He's completely fucked the formatting. He's closing the Word document in anger.

    Twitter: @Sayers33

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    The woman in the cheese shop told me she had a cheese from 2019 that she suspects is so delicious because ‘it didn’t know about any of this’

    Twitter: @OliveFSmith

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    Twitter: @harrytrevaldwyn

    97.

    Inkeeper: There is no room at the inn! Jesus in Mary’s womb:

    Twitter: @Spilling_The_T

    98.

    Huge respect to the woman walking into Greggs saying on the phone “sorry gotta go just going into a meeting”

    Twitter: @pandoraaraby1

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    This is 27 seconds of remarkable television. Tipping Point, the gift that keeps on giving.

    Twitter: @samhuxley