It's finally been confirmed: The Batman 2 is happening!
So while we wait for the sequel, let's fill that bat-shaped gap with some tweets about the superhero that will never not be funny.
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when will Batman wear purple again, the color in which he objectively looks cutest
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Batman would really leave a mf like this and expect him to answers questions
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This shіt looks like gotham city at the end of The Batman https://t.co/7sXk6WAC5y
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Something I've always wondered is, how did Batman become Batman? Did he have a mum and dad? What happened there?
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Batman: Oh, i see your kid is here, Jim. Jim: Yeah, it's bring your kid to work day. An annual thing. Batman: I see. Jim: Yeah, a ONCE a year thing Batman: Uh-huh. Jim: Not every day. Just today. One time per year. Batman: I'm familiar with the concept. Jim: ARE YOU?!
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If you're patient enough, you'll eventually get to play Batman in a feature film.
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The Batman (2022)
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The batman (2022)
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I like how The Batman is titled what your aunt would call it.
10.
batman when he solved the "el rata alada" riddle
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therapist: so...you fight penguins and clowns? batman: jesus christ, for the tenth time, it's THE penguin and one SPECIFIC clown
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The more realistic you make your Batman movie, the more he looks like the Babadook at a grownups-drinking-wine party whenever he goes to a crime scene
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Batman be knocking people out in one punch and adding 365 more punches for every day Gotham got him fucked up
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I’ve always loved Batman cause I also blame my entire personality on my parents.
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“Fuck off crybaby. Nobody cares.” - me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again
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Bruh Batman is a menace to society
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Batman be like "I know a spot" then take you here
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If you are ever down about yourself, just remember that you have the same amount of superpowers as Batman.
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Batman: I’m vengeance Dad: hi vengeance, I’m dad Batman: Dad: I’ve also been dead for 20 years Bruce lol you gotta let me go
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Batman in comic books: I do not kill Batman in movies:
21.
Why did Batman's dad take his family to the hood movie theater anyway?
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alfred: you have emphysema batman: how? alfred: probably from using smoke bombs to get out of scary situations batman: oh alfred: batman: *slowly reaches for smoke bomb* alfred: sir
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Tim Burton's first Batman understands what no superhero film has understood since: the people want a full album of Prince original songs and a music video about a Partyman who destroys Gotham City simply by partying really hard
24.
I want a Batman with the Little Women ending, where Batman fights crime for a few years and realizes his vigilantism is really about his trauma and decides to start a school where anyone can learn
25.
My favorite super hero is Batman because his super power is financial security and that’s the kind of insane power fantasy I can get behind
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bruce wayne really woke up one day and said “therapy is expensive, punching some guys is free”
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Batman: Didn’t I already fight you? Riddler: No that was the Joker. I’m the riddler. Batman: That feels like the same thing. Joker: Fucking THANK YOU!
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if i were batman i would simply tell the joker his jokes were not funny
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Finally, a Batman who effectively acts just like Shadow the Hedgehog
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