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Is Covid-19 sponsored by banana bread?
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My (26f) boyfriend (31m) has asked me to sleep on the sofa so his sourdough starter can keep warm in our bed. How do I fix this?
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That sourdough won’t fill the hole in your heart.
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baking banana bread and shaving your head is not "spiraling" rob a fucking bank
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I think someone found a monkey’s paw and said “I wish I had time to learn to bake bread.”
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If you’re quarantined with someone you can have sex with you legally have to give your banana bread to someone else
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2019: let’s get this bread!! 2020: let’s bake this bread and post it on Instagram
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How did the coronavirus quarantine become The Great Caucasian Sourdough Bake Off?
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I don’t want to bake bread I want to go outside and have sex
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Oh god just shag your sourdough starter why don’t you
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sourdough starters are just Tamagotchi for early middle-age
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we’re living thru a modern plague and your first emotional response is to bake bread?? okay peeta mellark
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quarantine day 13: im going to bake a giant loaf of sourdough bread, hollow it out, crawl inside, and hopefully die
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youtube recommending me every sourdough making tutorial in the history of the platform like "yeah, we know"
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I will say, one of the most interesting parts of this whole ordeal has been finding out that the 2 most common natural human responses to apocalypse are to jack off and bake loaves of bread.