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I went to Greggs to buy yum yums and this woman said “oooh you again, you love your yum yums”
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A 10 year old with 22 years of experience. Ash is what every employer is looking for now. https://t.co/Cj3KStZEOf
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roses are red you put butter on a crumpet https://t.co/8PAcVGEgGZ
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When two women are chatting on Twitter.
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lasagna friend who doesn’t talk 🤝 silent g
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Crazy world we live in
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Aren’t we all, in our own way, this woman.
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I remember whenever I was late to primary school and I’d be like “my parents made me late”, my teacher would say some dumb shit like “it’s your own responsibility to make sure you’re here on time” bro I’m 7 years old tf do you want me to do? Drive the car?
9.
British autumn - expectations vs reality
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The coconut oil has hardened. Summer is officially over
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Imagine if Banksy turned out to be Neil Buchanan from Art Attack. What a wild trip that would be.
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I love it when you call me
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MR BLOBBY!!!!!! I’LL FIND WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU!!!
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first time in subway and the worker took a picture of my order 😭😭 am I doing this wrong
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me working from home
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Someone has left Thomas Cook flowers 😂 Only in Enfield. #ThomasCook
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What the Jubilee line train sees when it’s pulling into Canary Wharf https://t.co/TuJaN6F7bs
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I love this. A couple spending time together, not a phone in sight, just being in the moment. You don’t see this these days
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Just want you all to know that yesterday I heard someone describe San Pellegrino Aranciata as ‘Tory Fanta’
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You look absolutely devastated, pal. https://t.co/5L0MXJqE1q
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all of the UK eats like the Germans are still flying overhead https://t.co/NEd9A2EHUy
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This is the most Hermes thing I’ve ever seen.
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I can’t stop thinking about the fact we had a fancy dress work night out n none of us told our friend we weren’t dressing up n she came out as Shrek😭😭😭😭