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16 Tweets For Anyone Who Was Super Single In 2018

Is there an Uber Eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?

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Dating in 2018: having relationship problems with someone you’re not in a relationship with.

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me: goes on a date group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀 me:

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5 reasons why YOU should date ME: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please lol

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being single is all fun and games until you realise it’s a never ending cycle of getting to know someone, they eventually stop texting you, then they watch your Instagram story every day until you die

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Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?

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can my fake mans stop posting photos with his girlfriend

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I love saying things like “im so glad im single” , as if i actually had a choice 😂

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just dropped my new single it's me i'm single

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I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.

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*replying to a Tinder match two weeks later* Haha sorry I got disillusioned about love for a second, anyway... what’s up? 😜

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*first date* Guy: I like a girl who's good with money Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body

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Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: when the waiter said enjoy your meal, did you say "you too"? Me: ok you heard that

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Why do lads not speak to you for 6 months then reply to your selfie with “when you coming to see me then” never ya fanny

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My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA

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Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

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