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Dating in 2018: having relationship problems with someone you’re not in a relationship with.
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me: goes on a date group chat: 👀👀👀👀👀👀 me:
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5 reasons why YOU should date ME: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please lol
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being single is all fun and games until you realise it’s a never ending cycle of getting to know someone, they eventually stop texting you, then they watch your Instagram story every day until you die
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Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?
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can my fake mans stop posting photos with his girlfriend
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I love saying things like “im so glad im single” , as if i actually had a choice 😂
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just dropped my new single it's me i'm single
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I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.
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*replying to a Tinder match two weeks later* Haha sorry I got disillusioned about love for a second, anyway... what’s up? 😜
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*first date* Guy: I like a girl who's good with money Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can't identify your body
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Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: Me: Date: when the waiter said enjoy your meal, did you say "you too"? Me: ok you heard that
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Dating in 2018
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Why do lads not speak to you for 6 months then reply to your selfie with “when you coming to see me then” never ya fanny
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My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
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Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”