Just 19 Sex Toys From Wild Secrets That'll Probably Ruin Sex For You

🎵"I'm never gonna leave this bed!"🎵 — you serenading your new toy after your first night together.

1. This Womanizer Liberty by Lily Allen that's quite possibly the most aesthetic version of one of these things I've ever seen.

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This travel ready clitoral stimulator is the product of Lily Allen collaborating with pleasure experts to bring you just about the chicest toy I've ever seen. It features six intensity levels and has a magnetic travel cover, so it's discreet enough to take it anywhere.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $149.

2. These silicone butt plugs, which — thanks to their varying sizes — are perfect for beginners.

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If you've been thinking about introducing the back door to your sexual rendezvous, look no further than these gorgeous butt plugs that will get you ready for the real thing — or just allow for an extra layer of pleasure to what you would usually enjoy. This set even comes with a matching carry bag for easy stowing.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $59.99.

3. This Satisfyer Pro rabbit vibrator, because the one thing this classic sex toy shape was missing is clit-sucking action.

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This baby is waterproof and rechargeable for your convenience. The suction part features 11 levels of intensity while the dildo has 10 vibrational patterns, perfect for that sweet balance of internal and external pleasure.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $79.95.

4. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which will leave you 50 shades of flushed in public.

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For those of you who have seen The Ugly Truth, you know what scenario I'm proposing. A slim magnet keeps this toy in place — inside your underwear — and you can use the handy remote to control its 10 levels of vibrations without actually having to touch it. A single charge lasts two hours — so you can play all the way up to dessert.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $149.99.

5. This gorgeous rainbow, bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

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If this wasn't the first kind of vibrator you were exposed to, I don't know what to tell you. This guy is small, but also crazy powerful. It has seven pleasure settings and is completely waterproof, so you can also use it in the bath or shower.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $22.99.

6. This Womanizer classic that's a splurge, but perhaps a small price to pay for the amazing orgasms you'll experience when using it.

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The Womanizer is waterproof, USB-rechargeable and has eight intensity levels that omit little to no noise at all. Unlike you, who will probably be disturbing your neighbours if you're not careful.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $189.99.

7. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

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This dildo is seven inches, which is a non-intimidating size that's perfect for beginners. The head is defined and the shaft is fully bendable, so you can go to town with all your favourite angles, positions and movements to bring you optimum pleasure.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $44.99.

8. The We-Vibe Melt, which you can defs use solo, but it also pairs with an app that a partner can control from anywhere with Wi-Fi. Buh-bye, long-distance blues.

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This toy boasts 12 levels of intensity and is USB-rechargeable, so you can ensure this baby never runs out of juice and is available for you on your most lonely (or not so lonely) nights.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $179.99.

9. This super affordable G-spot vibrator that'll itch that scratch you've been experiencing without breaking the bank.

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This toy features 36 vibrational modes with five levels of intensity, so you can take your time teasing yourself to climax. It's completely waterproof and rechargeable, so you won't need to bother with batteries if it runs out of juice.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $24.99.

10. This Lelo Sila clitoral massager that'll get you where you need to be, when you need to be there.

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With no-contact, gentle, sonic waves, the Lelo clitoral massager is a game-changer when it comes to both foreplay and self-love. Just place its large open mouth over your sweet spot and cycle through eight vibration settings, in or out of water, to enter an orgasmic spiral.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $215.99.

11. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrate gently as your body moves.

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We all remember these toys from the Fifty Shades series. The gist of it is if you use these babies you'll not only exercise your pelvic floor (who doesn't want a strong vag?), but you'll also experience intense pleasure when you're next stimulated down there. The balls are super discreet and are almost undetectable when you're using them — until you begin to move, which will trigger their vibrational power and well...maybe don't spend too much time in public with these ones.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $54.99.

12. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that'll blow your mind. It stimulates with vibrating airwaves without actually touching your clitoris. What is this brilliant sorcery???

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Some reviewers say it can also feel awesome on your nipples. And if that didn't sound good enough, it also has 11 different settings and comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging.

Check out BuzzFeed's full write up on the Satisfyer!

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $59.99.

13. Or the Satisfyer Pro Travel, which has the same squeal-worthy mechanism but in a super compact, discreet package that's great even if you're not traveling.

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Like the regular Satisfyer Pro, this one is waterproof, can be used on nipples, has 11 settings and comes with a magnetic USB charger. The cover is also magnetic, so you can pop it on and suddenly it doesn't even look like a sex toy!

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $54.99.

14. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

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Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) — or use the complementary app to let your partner take control of it and you.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $179.99.

15. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet — without having to be too hands-on.

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The Womanizer Premium promises to get you hot and bothered, with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a four hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

Promising review: "I had heard incredible things about this little guy, which is why I was underwhelmed when I first tried it. But that was only because I didn't know how to use it. When I finally figured it out, whoooo boy — it literally took my breath away. The pilot mode feature allows you to lay back and let the toy do all the work, but you can adjust the pressure on your own too, if you're the type who likes to take control. If you're looking for top notch clitoral stimulation — I'm talking legit oral sex simulation — look no further."

—Hameda Nafiz

Buy it as a set with the We-Vibe bullet vibrator from Wild Secrets for $349.

16. This Satisfyer curvy, that'll feel right at home in the palm of your hand.

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The shape of this toy means you can probably use it for as long as you like without your hand getting a cramp — not that you'll need to use it for long! It's completely waterproof and has infinite pulsating opportunities when it's connected to the free Satisfyer Connect app. You can even turn ambient noise into vibrations, so gear up your Spotify playlists and settle in for a wild ride.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $51.99.

17. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

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This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $289.99.

18. This wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy, but is ready for some nautical nonsense — and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.

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It's USB-rechargeable and waterproof with 11 pulsating suction patters that'll drive you absolutely insane with pleasure. Who needs a Tinder date when you've got one of these bad boys, am I right?

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $69.99.

19. And finally, this LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

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This little magic number is waterproof (perfect for joining you and a glass of wine in the bath) and provides 10 swirling vibration modes designed to imitate the motion of a tongue. Thanks to award-winning technology, this toy increases intensity when pressure is applied — so it knows to ramp up when you do.

Buy it from Wild Secrets for $254.99.

You to your housemates when you receive your pleasure-filled package at 2p.m.:

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