Here Are 19 Presents You Can Give Your Unromantic Partner

Flowers die, which means they're not a valid present.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner! And that means a lot of pressure to find the right thing to show your love. Fortunately for you, we’ll be flooding our pages with gift guides this coming week, so keep an eye out for more here.

If you've got a beau who doesn't love and appreciate romance the way you do, chances are they don't want the classic chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day.

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So here are some thoughtful gifts that actually serve a purpose, which means your practical, sensible S.O. will love them.

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1. These ~rocking~ whiskey glasses that are super interesting-looking and will allow the liquor to aerate.

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These glasses rock and roll without spilling and are a must have for any whiskey lover. They also come in a gift box, so you don't have worry about wrapping them.

Buy the set from Amazon Australia for $23.19.

2. Or if your S.O. is more of a wine drinker, this electric opener that will take the effort out of getting that sweet, sweet nectar.

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This wine opener features a built-in rechargeable battery and it's super easy to use — all you have to do is position it over the cork and push a button, then viola! It's wine time. It also comes with a wine stopper, so if you've got some left over, you can seal it and save it.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $35.99.

3. These air purifying bags that are perfect if your partner's shoes tend to get a little stanky from time to time.

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These bags are made with charcoal and bamboo to get rid of bad smells without masking them. They also help prevent mould, mildew and bacterial growth.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $14.99.

4. This stylish pair of blue light blocking glasses that will stop their eyes from getting super tired at the end of their work day.

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The blue light from your screen can cause eye strain, headaches and inability to sleep, so you just know your partner will be forever grateful for your thoughtful gift.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $32.90.

5. This transmitter that will allow you to sync your wireless headphones, so you can listen to the same things at the same time.

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This device is super handy if you and your main work out together, so you can listen to the same track or podcast. You can also use it to watch movies or play games on a Nintendo Switch.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $99.99.

6. An Audible gift membership, so they can listen to their favourite books and think of you.

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There's a ridiculous amount of books you can listen to, including The Tattooist of Auschwitz, The Handmaids Tale, Big Little Lies and so much more.

You can gift them a one month, three month, six month or 12 month membership.

Buy a one month membership for $16.45 on Audible (available in 1, 3, 6 and 12 month memberships.)

7. This Bob's Burgers t-shirt that is themed after The Lovers tarot card and pairs Bob with his one true love.

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This t-shirt works on a MOUNTAIN of levels, but if your partner loves Bob's Burgers there's no way they won't cherish this shirt.

Buy it from Redbubble for $20.60 (available in sizes S-3XL).

8. A bottle of hot sauce that not only mirrors how extra spicy your relationship is, but can be used to add flavour to a huge range of dishes.

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If your partner has an endless craving for spice, you can't go wrong with getting them some delicious hot sauce they can smother their food in. This one sits at about 70,000 on the Scoville Scale, meaning it's about 20 times hotter than Tabasco.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $30.

9. A wine decanter, which will make any and all kinds of wine taste like the stuff rich people keep in the cellar.

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All they have to do is pour the wine through this device and it expedites the ~breathing~ process, which means they won't have to wait forever to get their fix of red.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $18.99.

10. This bathtub tray that will encourage your S.O. to take some time to focus on self care once in a while.

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With this extendable bathtub tray, they can watch their shows or read their books in the bath while keeping their hands free for important things — like wine. It's made from natural eco-friendly wood and features a wine glass slot, phone platform and a book or tablet stand.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $42.99.

11. An infinity pillow, which is perfect if your S.O. is a frequent flyer.

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Because of its infinity shape, it can represent your love as well as assisting them in getting comfy on the go. Plus, it'll help them get those zzz's on their long haul flights, so they're refreshed and ready to go when they touch down. They can wear it four different ways and are sure to find their perfect sleep position with it.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $55 (available in five colours).

12. This gel infused mattress topper that will conform to your frame and evenly distribute your weight on its surface and help both of you get that much needed sleep.

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This mattress topper is gel-infused, meaning it will regulate temperatures — the perfect solution for summer's unbearable heat.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $79.29+ (available in single, double, queen and king)

13. An instant pot, which your S.O. can use to make themselves delicious and nutritious meals with ease.

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They can use this instant pot as a slow cooker, a rice cooker, a pressure cooker, a steamer, a yoghurt maker and so much more. Plus — they're sure to test out some delicious recipes and get you to taste them, so it's a win-win, am I right?

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $189.

14. This FOREO facial cleansing brush that will clean their skin like it's never been cleaned before.

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This tool helps their skincare absorb into their skin without too much of it disappearing into the actual brush. It also only takes one minute, twice a day for the best skin of their life — which is a win for you in actuality.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $175.77.

15. This salami bouquet because good cured meat beats flowers any day of the week.

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You can choose four kinds of salami and the colour combinations to be delivered to your Valentine and trust me when I say they'll be delighted.

Order it from Urban Providore for $65.

16. This portable charger so that they can no longer use their phone dying as a way to excuse them ignoring your text.

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This portable charger has two USB ports — one lightning and one USB-C — and one micro USB, which means they can use it to charge virtually anything. Plus, it has a fast charge feature which means they don't have to wait around for their devices to be juiced up.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $29.74.

17. This ~discreet~ sex toy that can be used with a remote control so you can have a bunch of fun out and about.

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This rechargeable vibrator features a magnetic clip that will fasten it to your underwear, so that it stays in place when you're wearing it. It can then be controlled with the remote or a smartphone app. Plus, it comes with a white satin pouch for safe storing.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $149.

18. And finally, this scalp shampoo brush will give them a scalp massage to die for.

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This shampoo brush is perfect for all hair types and can be used on dry and wet hair. It also gives a hell of a scalp massage so be sure to take a turn when you're in the shower.

Buy it from Amazon Australia for $14.99.

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