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    33 Sex Toys That You'll Want To Make Your Valentine

    Because can you really love yourself if you don't ~love~ yourself?

    1. This Frankie bullet vibrator by Normal, that looks almost as good as it feels.

    2. This double stimulating toy that'll have you questioning whether you've ever actually orgasmed before.

    3. This Fifty Shades inspired mini rabbit vibrator that's just the perfect size to travel with.

    4. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet — without having to be too hands on.

    5. This Satisfier Pro rabbit vibrator, because the one thing this classic sex toy shape was missing was clit-sucking action.

    The toy, which is white with rose gold detailing being held up.

    6. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

    7. This ultra-pretty vibrator that I personally would love to display in a glass case.

    8. This Womanizer classic that's a splurge, but perhaps a small price to pay for the amazing multiple orgasms you'll experience when using it.

    A hand holding the purple toy, which has a very slightly curved handle

    9. This handheld personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

    10. This clitoral massager, Quinn by Normal, that'll give your clitoris the love and attention it truly deserves.

    11. This Filare microrobotic clitoral stimulator, which simulates the pleasures of oral, without the pressure of having to finish fast.

    12. This simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

    13. This Womanizer Liberty by Lilly Allen that's quite possibly the most aesthetic version of one of these things I've ever seen.

    The toy, which is a combination of gorgeous hot pink and vivid orange.

    14. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

    15. This Lelo Sila clitoral massager that'll get you where you need to be, when you need to be there.

    16. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

    17. This rabbit vibrator, which was probably your first idea of what a sex toy would look like.

    18. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that'll blow your mind. It stimulates with vibrating airwaves without actually touching your clitoris. What is this brilliant sorcery???

    19. Or the Satisfyer Pro Travel, which has the same squeal-worthy mechanism but in a super compact, discreet package that's great even if you're not traveling.

    The toy with the cover removed, revealing the suction head. Next to it is the toy shown closed, which looks more like a compact makeup container or foldable hairbrush

    20. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

    21. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

    22. The We-Vibe Melt, which you can def use solo, but it also pairs with an app that a partner can control from anywhere with Wi-Fi. Buh-bye, long-distance blues.

    23. This wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy, but is ready for some nautical nonsense — and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.

    24. This cone-style vibrator that's absolutely perfect if you're not huge on internal stimulation, but are game for everything else.

    25. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

    26. This Satisfyer curvy, that'll feel right at home in the palm of your hand.

    27. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which will leave you 50 shades of flushed in public.

    28. This super affordable vibrator that'll itch that scratch you've been experiencing, without breaking the bank.

    29. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

    30. These silicone butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

    31. Or if you're more seasoned in that department, this adorable animal tail butt plug.

    32. This happy rabbit wand vibrator that'll most likely result in you having to change your sheets.

    33. And finally, this waterproof vibrator that features a completely flexible wand, so you can experiment with different positions.

    You, after receiving your goodies in the mail: