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    33 Sex Toys That You'll Want To Make Your Valentine

    Because can you really love yourself if you don't ~love~ yourself?

    1. This Frankie bullet vibrator by Normal, that looks almost as good as it feels.

    Normal

    If you've been reluctant to buy a toy because you're not sure where to begin, this baby is perfect for you. It works like a regular bullet vibrator, but the shape makes it much easier to handle so you can go to town without suffering from any hand cramps. It's waterproof, made from medical-grade silicone and features four vibrational intensities, so you can play at whatever level feels best for you.

    Buy it from Normal for $70.

    2. This double stimulating toy that'll have you questioning whether you've ever actually orgasmed before.

    BuzzFeed

    If you haven't tried this style of vibrator yet, you're in for an absolute treat. The reviews truly say it all and after personally giving it a whirl, I cannot recommend it enough. It's waterproof, features 10 vibrational modes and pulsating patterns and it'll have you struggling to keep quiet, so keep that in mind whenever you decide to use it!

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $70.99.

    3. This Fifty Shades inspired mini rabbit vibrator that's just the perfect size to travel with.

    Lovehoney

    This handy dandy little rabbit vibrator looks a little less scary than it's larger counterparts, but it will still get you there in so many ways (and positions). Don't be fooled by its size, this baby has seven vibration patterns and three speeds, so you're in full control of your play. You'll be in charge of your journey, even if the destination is always ecstasy.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    4. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet β€” without having to be too hands on.

    Mariela Summerhays / BuzzFeed

    The Womanizer Premium promises to get you hot and bothered, with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a four hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

    Promising review: "I had heard incredible things about this little guy, which is why I was underwhelmed when I first tried it. But that was only because I didn't know how to use it. When I finally figured it out, whoooo boy, it literally took my breath away. The pilot mode feature allows you to lay back and let the toy do all the work, but you can adjust the pressure on your own too, if you're the type who likes to take control. If you're looking for top notch clitoral stimulation β€” I'm talking legit oral sex simulation, look no further."

    –Hameda Nafiz

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $299.95.

    5. This Satisfier Pro rabbit vibrator, because the one thing this classic sex toy shape was missing was clit-sucking action.

    The toy, which is white with rose gold detailing being held up.
    Lovehoney

    This baby is waterproof and rechargeable for your convenience. The suction part features 11 levels of intensity while the dildo has 10 vibrational patterns, perfect for that sweet balance of internal and external pleasure.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $99.95.

    6. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

    Mariela Summerhays / BuzzFeed

    Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) β€” or use the complementary app to let your partner take control of it and you.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    7. This ultra-pretty vibrator that I personally would love to display in a glass case.

    Lovehoney

    If you've never owned a vibrator before, this baby is the perfect place to start. The twist controls are super easy to use and its compact five inch size makes it absolutely perfect for beginners.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $22.95.

    8. This Womanizer classic that's a splurge, but perhaps a small price to pay for the amazing multiple orgasms you'll experience when using it.

    A hand holding the purple toy, which has a very slightly curved handle
    Lovehoney

    It is waterproof and USB-rechargeable and has eight intensity levels that omit little to no noise at all, unlike you, who will likely be disturbing your neighbours if you're not careful.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $199.95.

    9. This handheld personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

    Amazon

    This vibrator has "bought it for a friend, but I like it so much that I had to keep it" energy. It features 10 vibrational patterns and 10 speed levels so you can really customise your orgasm. Plus, it's so pretty that you know it's the first toy you'll pull out if your partner ever asks if you want to throw something extra into the mix

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $30.99.

    10. This clitoral massager, Quinn by Normal, that'll give your clitoris the love and attention it truly deserves.

    Normal

    Quinn uses seven vibrational and air pulse modes to shower your pleasure point with love and carry you to orgasm. Depending on what you like or what mood you're in, you can either use these modes solo or combine them to get you exactly where you'd like to be. It's also waterproof, super silent and USB rechargeable for your convenience.

    Buy it from Normal for $200.

    11. This Filare microrobotic clitoral stimulator, which simulates the pleasures of oral, without the pressure of having to finish fast.

    Lora DiCarlo

    This handy little toy features three stimulation modes, 10 intensity settings and it's waterproof, so you can enjoy it in the tub or shower if you feel so inclined. It's the perfect toy, if you don't particularly vibe with phallic objects and it'll get you right where you need to be, at any pace you desire.

    Buy it from Lora DiCarlo for $197.

    12. This simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

    Amazon

    This waterproof vibrator has 20 different vibrational patterns and eight speeds, so you'll be able to ride your way to orgasm an absurd amount of ways depending on what you're into. The best part? Only the head vibrates, so you don't have to worry about ending up with a numb hand when you've finished.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $35.95.

    13. This Womanizer Liberty by Lilly Allen that's quite possibly the most aesthetic version of one of these things I've ever seen.

    The toy, which is a combination of gorgeous hot pink and vivid orange.
    Lovehoney

    This travel-ready clitoral stimulator is the product of Lilly Allen collaborating with pleasure experts to bring you just about the chicest pleasure tool I've ever seen. It features six intensity levels and has a magnetic travel cover, so that you can take it anywhere discreetly.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $149.95.

    14. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

    Amazon

    This toy is portable, which makes it perfect for your next (interstate) trip. It's super quiet and discreet, no matter which of its 10 vibrational modes you're using.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $22.

    15. This Lelo Sila clitoral massager that'll get you where you need to be, when you need to be there.

    Julia Willing / BuzzFeed

    With no-contact, gentle, sonic waves, the Lelo clitoral massager is a game-changer when it comes to both foreplay and self-love (and we encourage a whole heap of both, this V-Day). Just place its large open mouth over your sweet spot and cycle through eight vibration settings, in or out of water, to enter an orgasmic spiral.

    Buy it from Jou Jou Luxe for $241.39.

    16. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

    Lovehoney

    We all remember these toys from the Fifty Shades series. The gist of it is if you use these babies you'll not only exercise your pelvic floor (who doesn't want a strong vag?), but you'll also experience intense pleasure when you're next stimulated down there. The balls are super discreet and are almost undetectable when you're using them β€” until you begin to move, which will trigger their vibrational power and well...maybe don't spend too much time in public with these ones.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    17. This rabbit vibrator, which was probably your first idea of what a sex toy would look like.

    Lovehoney

    A classic in the sex toy industry, the rabbit vibrator does it all. Want to massage your insides? No problem. Want to give your clit a little love? This baby will love it down. The toy offers three speeds of clitoral stimulation and seven patterns for you to enjoy, while the shaft rotates in three speeds and can be reversed. It's safe to say that this vibrator will have your legs shaking in absolute bliss.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $59.95.

    18. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that'll blow your mind. It stimulates with vibrating airwaves without actually touching your clitoris. What is this brilliant sorcery???

    Lovehoney

    Some reviewers say it can also feel awesome on your nipples. As if that didn't sound good enough, it also has 11 different settings and comes with a magnetic USB cable for easy charging.

    Check out BuzzFeed's full write-up on the Satisfyer!

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    19. Or the Satisfyer Pro Travel, which has the same squeal-worthy mechanism but in a super compact, discreet package that's great even if you're not traveling.

    The toy with the cover removed, revealing the suction head. Next to it is the toy shown closed, which looks more like a compact makeup container or foldable hairbrush
    Lovehoney

    Like the regular Satisfyer Pro, it is waterproof, can also be used on nipples, and has 11 settings and a magnetic USB charger. The cover is also magnetic, so you can pop it on and suddenly it doesn't even look like a sex toy!

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $69.95.

    20. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

    Lovehoney

    This dildo is six inches, which is a non-intimidating size perfect for beginners. The head is defined and the shaft is fully bendable, so you can go to town with all your favourite angles, positions and movements to bring you optimum pleasure.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $39.95.

    21. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

    Mariela Summerhays / BuzzFeed

    This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $263.96.

    22. The We-Vibe Melt, which you can def use solo, but it also pairs with an app that a partner can control from anywhere with Wi-Fi. Buh-bye, long-distance blues.

    Lovehoney

    It boasts 12 levels of intensity and is USB-rechargeable, so you can ensure this baby never runs out of juice and is available for you on your most lonely (or not so lonely) nights.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    23. This wonderfully whimsical penguin-inspired air pulse toy who may be dressed fancy, but is ready for some nautical nonsense β€” and he doesn't mind if he gets squirted on in the process.

    Lovehoney

    It's USB-rechargeable and waterproof with 11 pulsating suction patters that'll drive you absolutely insane with pleasure. Who needs a Tinder date when you've got one of these bad boys, am I right?

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    24. This cone-style vibrator that's absolutely perfect if you're not huge on internal stimulation, but are game for everything else.

    Hello Molly

    This vibrator is made of skin-safe silicone and has four speed settings, but will also remain completely quiet as you use it, which is ESSENTIAL when it comes to toys. It's also completely waterproof, so you can bring your fun into the bath or shower with you.

    Buy it from Hello Molly for $69.95.

    25. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

    @lelo_official / Via instagram.com

    This little magic number is waterproof (perfect for joining you and a glass of wine in the bath) and provides 10 swirling vibration modes designed to imitate the motion of a tongue. Thanks to award-winning technology, this toy increases intensity when pressure is applied β€” so it knows to ramp up when you do.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $259.95.

    26. This Satisfyer curvy, that'll feel right at home in the palm of your hand.

    Lovehoney

    The shape of this toy means you can probably use it for as long as you like without your hand getting a cramp β€” not that you'll need to use it for long! It's completely waterproof and has infinite pulsating opportunities when it's connected to the free Satisfyer Connect app. You can even turn ambient noise into vibrations, so gear up your Spotify playlists and settle in for a wild ride.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    27. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which will leave you 50 shades of flushed in public.

    Mariela Summerhays / BuzzFeed

    For those of you who have seen The Ugly Truth, you know what scenario I'm proposing. A slim magnet keeps this toy in place β€” inside your underwear β€” and you can use the handy remote to control its 10 levels of vibrations without actually having to touch it. A single charge lasts two hours β€” so you can play all the way up to dessert.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $149.95.

    28. This super affordable vibrator that'll itch that scratch you've been experiencing, without breaking the bank.

    Lovehoney

    This toy features two vibrational modes, so you can take your time teasing yourself to climax. It's completely waterproof and battery operated, so if it dies halfway through play, you can throw in a couple more batteries without having to wait for it to charge.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $34.95.

    29. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

    Lovehoney

    If this wasn't the first kind of vibrator you were exposed to, I don't know what to tell you. This guy is small, but also crazy powerful. It has 10 vibrational modes and is made with medical grade silicone, so you can rest easy knowing it's perfectly safe for you to use.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $24.95.

    30. These silicone butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

    Lovehoney

    If you've been thinking about introducing the back door to your sexual rendezvous, look no further than these gorgeous butt plugs that will get you ready for the real thing β€” or just allow for an extra layer of pleasure to what you usually would enjoy. This set is made from stainless steel and they're super easy to clean, so you can enjoy them over and over again.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    31. Or if you're more seasoned in that department, this adorable animal tail butt plug.

    Lovehoney

    Sometimes you've got to get dolled up for yourself and one way to do that is to give yourself a little tail to play with during self-care time. It's latex and phthalate free, so if you have an allergy to either you'll be completely fine.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $54.95.

    32. This happy rabbit wand vibrator that'll most likely result in you having to change your sheets.

    Lovehoney

    This rabbit vibrator gives you everything you could possibly want in clitoral stimulation, which is perfect for those of you who adore the external pleasures of a rabbit vibrator, but not so much of the internal massage. The adorable little ears have 10 vibrational patterns and three speeds.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $139.95.

    33. And finally, this waterproof vibrator that features a completely flexible wand, so you can experiment with different positions.

    Amazon

    This USB chargeable vibrator has 10 vibrational modes and 10 speeds, so you can really customise your play however you like. It's completely waterproof and the wand itself is fully bendable, meaning you can hit it from different angles and enjoy all sorts of pleasure.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $39.99.

    You, after receiving your goodies in the mail:

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