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    4 Mar 2020

    Attention All Sweaty People — These Underarm Pads Will Change Your Life

    Pit stains, begone!

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    Picture this: you're power walking to an important meeting, or date. You're running late so you pick up your pace. You feel a little sweaty sheen coming on, but think nothing of it.

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    I know this situation all too well.

    As you get closer and closer to your destination, you realise that your pits feel a little damp.

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    Oh no, here it comes...

    And you look down in terror to find that you've sweated onto your shirt and there's no way to hide it — other than keep your arms pinned to your sides like a tyrannosaurus rex.

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    And even then it's still seeping out from the sides.

    Well listen here, sweaties. I've got some fantastic news for you. Sweat pads are a thing. And you can buy them online, right now.

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    These self-adhesive pads absorb both sweat AND odour, so you'll be set for your entire day as soon as this guy is attached to your skin.

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    They'll keep your underarms clean and dry throughout the day, no matter how humid it is outside.

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    And because they contain all natural ingredients, they're safe for use every single day.

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    Praise be to the sweat gods.

    Just look at how happy this woman is, sticking the pad to her underarm.

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    You won't find any pit stains on Linda's dress shirt, that's for sure.

    Years of embarrassment and beloved pieces of clothing being lost to pit stains? Over.

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    So what are you waiting for, my fellow sweaty friends?

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    Buy a pack of 30 sweat pads from Amazon Australia for $24.90.

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