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    19 Sex Toys That'll Inspire You To Delete All The Dating Apps On Your Phone

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    Listen, I'm not sure about a lot of things in my life, but if there's one thing I know without a doubt, it's that I love myself.

    If you're reading this, chances are you've got a little soft spot for yourself too.

    There are heaps of ways to express your love for the number one person in your life (you), but one of my favourites is to make literal love to myself.

    So here are some top-notch products to help you completely and unapologetically love yourself down.

    1. This cone-style vibrator that's absolutely perfect if you're not huge on internal stimulation, but are game for everything else.

    2. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

    3. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

    4. This ultra-pretty vibrator that I personally would love to display in a glass case.

    5. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which will leave you 50 shades of flushed in public.

    6. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

    7. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

    8. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

    9. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

    10. This strawberry-mint flavoured nipple balm that'll make your nips extra sensitive and ready for pleasure.

    11. This handheld personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

    12. This LELO Lily 2, which will stimulate all the senses with its romantic and gentle fragrances.

    13. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet β€” without ever even touching it.

    14. These silicone butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

    15. Or if you're more seasoned in that department, this adorable animal tail butt plug.

    16. This super affordable vibrator that'll itch that scratch you've been experiencing without breaking the bank.

    17. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

    18. This rabbit vibrator, which was probably your first idea of what a sex toy would look like.

    19. And finally, this simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

    You, the next time someone asks you if you have a partner: