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    Listen, I'm not sure about a lot of things in my life, but if there's one thing I know without a doubt, it's that I love myself.

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    Is there anything better than committing to yourself, fully and freely?

    If you're reading this, chances are you've got a little soft spot for yourself too.

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    And you should, you're absolutely fabulous.

    There are heaps of ways to express your love for the number one person in your life (you), but one of my favourites is to make literal love to myself.

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    And I'm sure you do too, because who wouldn't?

    So here are some top-notch products to help you completely and unapologetically love yourself down.

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    Because if you can't love yourself, how do you expect to love anyone else?

    1. This cone-style vibrator that's absolutely perfect if you're not huge on internal stimulation, but are game for everything else.

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    This vibrator is made of skin-safe silicone and has four speed settings, but will also remain completely quiet as you use it, which is ESSENTIAL when it comes to toys. It's also completely waterproof, so you can bring your fun into the bath or shower with you.

    Buy it from Hello Molly for $69.95.

    2. This LELO ORA 2, for when you want someone to go down on you, without the someone.

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    This little magic number is waterproof (perfect for joining you and a glass of wine in the bath) and provides 10 swirling vibration modes designed to imitate the motion of a tongue. Thanks to award-winning technology, this toy increases intensity when pressure is applied β€” so it knows to ramp up when you do.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $259.95.

    3. This We-Vibe Melt Clitoral Stimulator, which uses air pressure to massage your clit.

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    Use this waterproof toy during your ~alone time~ or lie it flat between you when with a partner. You can use the in-built buttons to move seamlessly through 12 different intensity levels (from the sensation of soft kisses to stronger suction) β€” or, use the complimentary app to let your partner take control of it and you.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    4. This ultra-pretty vibrator that I personally would love to display in a glass case.

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    If you've never owned a vibrator before, this baby is the perfect place to start. The twist controls are super easy to use and its compact five inch size makes it absolutely perfect for beginners.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $22.95.

    5. This We-Vibe Moxie Clitoral Vibrator, which will leave you 50 shades of flushed in public.

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    For those of you have seen The Ugly Truth, you know what scenario I'm proposing. A slim magnet keeps this toy in place, inside your underwear and you can use the handy remote to control your toy and it's 10 levels of vibrations, without actually having to touch it. A single charge lasts two hours β€” so you can play all the way up to dessert.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $149.

    6. The LELO LUNA Beads Noir, which vibrates gently as your body moves.

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    We all remember these babies from The Fifty Shades series, but the gist of it is if you use these babies you'll not only exercise your pelvic floor (who doesn't want a strong vag?), but you'll also experience intense pleasure when you're next stimulated down there. The balls are super discreet and are almost undetectable when you're using them β€” until you begin to move, which will trigger their vibrational power and well...maybe don't spend too much time in public with these ones.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    7. This Womanizer Duo, which is every bit as breathtaking and powerful as it looks.

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    This baby is the KING of all sex toys and honestly, I'd only recommend it for those who've already indulged in a sex toy (or 10) in the past. It not only features head-spinning clitoral suction, but will also provide you with a world-rocking vaginal massage. The vibrator portion features 12 intensity levels and trust me when I say when this arrives in the mail, you won't be leaving your room for hours on end.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $299.99.

    8. This wand massager that features an actual handle, so that you can get yourself to orgasm without losing grip on your toy.

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    This toy is portable, which makes it perfect for your next (interstate) trip. It's super quiet and discreet, no matter which of its 10 vibrational modes you're using.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $29.99.

    9. This bullet vibrator, which is arguably the most classic vibrator you can own.

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    If this wasn't the first kind of vibrator you were exposed to, I don't know what to tell you. This guy is small, but also crazy powerful. It has 10 vibrational modes and is made with medical grade silicone, so you can rest easy knowing it's perfectly safe for you to use.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $24.95.

    10. This strawberry-mint flavoured nipple balm that'll make your nips extra sensitive and ready for pleasure.

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    If you're all for full-body stimulation, this nipple balm will rock your world. After applying the balm, the cooling sensation will last for 20 minutes to an hour and if you decide to use it with a partner, it's absolutely delicious too.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $16.95.

    11. This handheld personal ~massager~ that's actually ridiculously chic looking.

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    This vibrator has "bought it for a friend, but like it so much I had to keep it" energy. It features 10 vibrational patterns and 10 speed levels so you can really customise your orgasm. Plus, it's so pretty that you know it's the first toy you'll pull out if your partner ever asks you if you want to add a toy to the mix.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $39.99.

    12. This LELO Lily 2, which will stimulate all the senses with its romantic and gentle fragrances.

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    This minimalist, sleek waterproof massager is designed to fit perfectly against feminine curves. Programmed with eight stimulation patterns, this gorgeous little toy also emits scents based on common aphrodisiacs.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $189.95.

    13. This Womanizer Premium, which uses gentle suction and vibrations to give you your most intense clitoral orgasm yet β€” without ever even touching it.

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    The Womanizer Premium promises to get you hot and bothered, with 12 different intensity levels to move between. Waterproof, a four hour battery life and instant responsiveness to touch, your showers are going to last much longer with your new toy.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $299.95.

    14. These silicone butt plugs, which thanks to their varying sizes, are perfect for beginners.

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    If you've been thinking about introducing the back door to your sexual rendezvous, look no further than these gorgeous butt plugs that will get you ready for the real thing β€” or just allow for an extra layer of pleasure to what you usually would enjoy. This set is made from stainless steel and they're super easy to clean, so you can enjoy them over and over again.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $79.95.

    15. Or if you're more seasoned in that department, this adorable animal tail butt plug.

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    Sometimes you've got to get dolled up for yourself and one way to do that is to give yourself a little tail to play with during self-care time. It's latex and phthalate free, so if you have an allergy to either you'll be completely fine.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $54.95.

    16. This super affordable vibrator that'll itch that scratch you've been experiencing without breaking the bank.

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    This toy features two vibrational modes, so you can take your time teasing yourself to climax. It's completely waterproof and battery operated, so if it dies halfway through play, you can throw in a couple more batteries without having to wait for it to charge.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $34.95.

    17. This super realistic looking dildo that features a suction cup on the bottom, so you can experience pleasure completely handsfree.

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    This dildo is six-inches, which is a non-intimidating size perfect for beginners. The head is defined and the shaft is fully bendable, so you can go to town with all your favourite angles, positions and movements to bring you optimum pleasure.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $39.95.

    18. This rabbit vibrator, which was probably your first idea of what a sex toy would look like.

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    A classic in the sex toy industry, the rabbit vibrator does it all. Want to massage your insides? No problem. Want to give your clit a little love? This baby will love it down. The toy offers three speeds of clitoral stimulation and seven patterns for you to enjoy, while the shaft rotates in three speeds and can be reversed. It's safe to say that this vibrator will have your legs shaking in absolute bliss.

    Buy it from Lovehoney for $59.95.

    19. And finally, this simple yet effective mini-massager, which has over 2,500 five-star ratings on Amazon.

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    This waterproof vibrator has 20 different vibrational patterns and eight speeds, so you'll be able to ride your way to orgasm an absurd amount of ways depending on what you're into. The best part? Only the head vibrates, so you don't have to worry about ending up with a numb hand when you've finished.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $34.99.

    You, the next time someone asks you if you have a partner:

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