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    12 Valentine's Day Gifts That Are A Little Cheeky And A Lot Funny

    The perfect gift if your Valentine has a great sense of humour.

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    Valentine's Day is right around the corner! And that means a lot of pressure to find the right thing to show your love. Fortunately for you, we’ll be flooding our pages with gift guides this coming week, so keep an eye out for more here.

    If you're finding it hard to find a Valentine's Day gift that properly expresses how hilarious you and your partner are, you've come to the right place.

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    Though your banter is probably gift enough, here are some tangible things for you to show your soulmate how much they mean to you.

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    1. This charcoal insert for their undies, which will keep the level of stank from their farts manageable.

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    This Subtle Butt fart neutraliser works in a similar way to charcoal shoe inserts. The charcoal neutralises any smells that may arise and make any time you're relaxing on the couch or in bed with your gassy partner much more pleasant.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $19.45.

    2. This butt sheet mask that will keep the skin of their cheeks healthy and silky smooth.

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    This hydrating and toning butt mask is made with chamomile to soothe the skin and aloe vera to boost skin rejuvenation.

    Buy it from Mecca for $14.

    3. This bottle of hot sauce that you can surely compare to how spicy your relationship is.

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    If your partner has an endless craving for spice, you can't go wrong with getting them some delicious hot sauce they can smother their food in. This one sits at about 70,000 on the Scoville scale, meaning it's about 20 times hotter than Tabasco.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $30.

    4. This cheese shaped notepad so they can jot down all their ideas or cheesy pick up lines intended for you and only you.

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    Bonus points if you give it to them, ask what their favourite cheese is and they respond with gouda (guess what movie reference).

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $16.99.

    5. This thiCCC salami bouquet so that you can show your appreciation for their, ahem, assets.

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    You can choose four kinds of salami and the colour combinations to be delivered to your Valentine. And trust me when I say they'll be delighted.

    Order it from Urban Providore for $65.

    6. This couples card game that will force the two of you to reveal your deepest and darkest secrets. Because what's a relationship without honesty — or tea?

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    This game is perfect if your relationship is fresh so that the two of you can really get to know each other. It also isn't all steamy — there are some tasteful questions thrown in there too, but who wants those?!

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $49.99.

    7. This fill-in-the-love booklet that works like Mad Libs, but focuses on your relationship so you can make it as funny or sexy as you want.

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    This booklet features 50 fun fill-in-the-blanks for you to do ahead of time and it's fully customisable so you can make it cheeky, funny or sweet.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $16.41.

    8. This waterproof mattress protecter that will keep your super expensive mattress from being stained by your S.O.'s sweat (or other bodily fluids).

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    There's so much I could say about this, but I'll leave that all to your imagination. This mattress protector is make from breathable cotton terry cloth with a PU coating, which is what makes it waterproof. It's also machine washable, so you don't have to worry about cleaning it in a particular way.

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $27.50.

    9. This vegan Oral Delight gel that will spice things up in the bedroom.

    For Her Box

    This gel will undoubtably be a delight for both of you and when's a better time to treat yourself than Valentine's Day?

    Buy it from For Her Box for $39.95.

    10. This beard lube that will make the activities featured above even more pleasurable.

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    This beard lube will soften hair and leave his skin soft and smooth after a shave. It contains eucalyptus and peppermint to energise, while jojoba oil and macadamia nut oil moisturise the skin.

    Buy it from Mens Biz for $29.

    11. A white noise machine that you can use to not-so-subtly tell them that their snoring is getting out of hand.

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    This sound machine has 20 unique sounds that don’t loop. There’s also a sleep timer, so they don’t have to worry about it running all night.

    Promising review: "Light sleeper, apartment dweller: This sound machine literally changed my life. I moved into an apartment for the first time in my life one year ago and hearing my neighbours move around at night used to make me so anxious. This little machine blurs it all out! I CANNOT sleep without it now, it's the best purchase I have ever made and I would seriously recommend any light sleepers purchase it. My partner now loves it too."

    Julia Willing

    Buy it from Amazon Australia for $89.95.

    12. And finally, these emoji themed bath bombs from Lush that are more than a representation of your favourite produce.

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    Instead of texting your main the peach emoji, give them a physical version IRL and watch the magic happen. Then when you're done, the two of you can take a bath together. The bath bomb includes grapefruit oil, Davana oil and vitamins A, E and K to nourish their skin and have them feeling pampered AF.

    Buy it from Lush for $9.95.

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