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    Twitter Is Roasting Australians About How They Speak And They're Not Wrong TBH

    "A, B, C, D...X, Y, **ZED**."

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    Australians be like “link in bioar”

    Twitter: @caitiedelaney

    2.

    Twitter: @cyphuhhh

    3.

    australians be like “relax bloke he doesn’t even bite”

    Twitter: @dvilze

    4.

    Twitter: @emma_silvestri

    5.

    Australians be like “x aur x aur, gossip gul”

    Twitter: @MatthewKBegbie

    6.

    Twitter: @hangryREDACTED

    7.

    Constipated Australians be like: "oh crikey, aaaa she's a right good bugger right there mate, ugh fucking cunt, reckon it was all the maccas and sausage sizzles argh, this better not make me miss the footie later"

    Twitter: @RealYungCripp

    8.

    Australians be like Laur-fi hip hop beats to relax/study taur

    Twitter: @SlavOnMyKnob420

    9.

    australians be like you're a caurnt

    Twitter: @diatom04

    10.

    Australians be like I fucken love a sunburnt cuntry

    Twitter: @onefatman

    11.

    australians be like aur aurkay,, saurry to baurther you 🙁

    Twitter: @strssfl

    12.

    Twitter: @Short_Queer

    13.

    Filipino Australians be like: my lœrla makes the best halœr halœr

    Twitter: @jorebat

    14.

    australians be like one baurbah milk tea please

    Twitter: @strssfl

    15.

    Depressed australians be like “b’day mate”

    Twitter: @KinskyUnplugged

    16.

    Twitter: @slime_machine

    17.

    australians be like ‘ happy birthday to the fucking maddest cunt i know’ and it’s just dave

    Twitter: @bravadovinyl

    18.

    Australians be like when’re you coming to Australier

    Twitter: @OfyBurger

    19.

    australians be like naur! on gourd!

    Twitter: @youthfvlly

    20.

    australians be like can i please get tickets to naur time to die

    Twitter: @tshirtsleeve

    21.

    Australians be like now warries might

    Twitter: @Thesixler

    22.

    Australians be like: a million dollary-dingos or dinner with Jay-Zed

    Twitter: @38_down

    23.

    Twitter: @bjorksunibrow

    24.

    australians be like: i’m from uhstraya

    Twitter: @halo2remastered

    25.

    Australians be like noice and arse and I love them for that

    Twitter: @kellylwl_

    26.

    easy going australians be like just goar with the floar

    Twitter: @ava_fen

    27.

    Twitter: @VoicesByZane

    28.

    Twitter: @littl_wife

    29.

    Twitter: @atomicthumbs

    30.

    Twitter: @henrymgreenberg

    31.

    Twitter: @henrybb23

    32.

    Twitter: @DJUNGELSK0GS

    33.

    Twitter: @ai4liberty

    34.

    Twitter: @kkulyoon

    35.

    Twitter: @discoholicmusic

    36.

    australians be like naurr don’t kill it it’s just a gigantic wolfman jumping spidah we get them all a time round heyah

    Twitter: @nihilistnipple

    37. And finally,

    australians be like *switches to data* *switches to wi-fi* *switches to data* *switches to wi-fi* *switches to data* *switches to wi-fi* *switches to data* *swi

    Twitter: @evangelainy