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1. That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
2. I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
3. Hey, skeleton. You’re made up of 206 bones . . . want one more?
4. You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead
5. That costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?
6. You should be dressed up as a tree, cause you're giving me wood
7. You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
8. I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number
9. You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
10. You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween
11. Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
12. I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night
13. I would totally carve your pumpkin
14. That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am
15. I hear this house is haunted so we better stick together
16. You are dead sexy. Literally
17. Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight
18. Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner
19. Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
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