Once had a dream that Aziz Ansari was hosting the zombie apocalypse and would narrate everything over a loud speaker like “oh shiiiiiiiit that guy just got destroyed.” It ended by him getting eaten by zombies
I work in the service industry waiting tables and have done so for about 6 years. This new guy in the kitchen tried to mansplain how to bring plates to the tables to me “correctly”. (He got fired a few weeks after).
Two faced melted matte is my absolute favorite lipstick- it goes on creamy, stays on for hours without smearing, and doesn’t dry out my lips. The hues are bright and strong and stay that way throughout the day! Queen B is my absolute favorite color but I have a few others that are…
After my mom passed away I reread Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban all the time. There's just something so calming and loving about the class scenes with Lupin and Trelawney that can make me feel so comforted. It's like a warm cup of tea on a cold and rainy day.
Not entirely my story, but when I was an RA, my coworkers resident drunkenly peed in his room, threw his pillow in the pee puddle and then fell asleep in his bed. He also didn't think he should have gotten in trouble for it and was super *pissed* when he was written up. ?
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