Her soft, plush flesh looked like wet tilapia glowing in the moonlight.
In the sun, glistening with sweat, his pecs look like uncooked chicken cutlets.
She was like brown sugar whereas he looked more processed.
He ripped off his shirt revealing his white bread abs.
Her bounteous bosom looked like mayonnaise jiggling in a jar.
Her slender legs looked like styrofoam under the bright fluorescent lights.
His pale eyes peered into hers with a face the same shade as cauliflower.
He was the same color as an albino, except he wasn't one.
She was the kind of color that wouldn't bleed in the wash.
His biceps looked like rock-hard marshmallows.
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