This spring, burger chain Red Robin will begin serving wine milkshakes in its 496 restaurants across the U.S. and Canada.
"In the American diet, we are always looking for more adventures," says Balzer from NPD Group.
That's true! It was un-American for me to ask, Balzer, I apologize.
"My immediate reaction to wine coolers in 1995 was the same kind of feeling as a wine milkshake ... Who knows, it could really take off."
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