You've seen the surfeit of reports that tell you red wine is THE BEST EVER for you, right?
Red wine strengthens your bones, gives you glowing skin, and helps stave off early aging of your brain cells.
But what about white wine?
White wine will take up space in your refrigerator, just chilling out. It will also make you use up your monthly text allowance on your cell phone ("When can I c u xoxoxoxo?").
White wine pairs great with chicken and light fish, because it hates ruminants. White wine was once quoted as saying, "Cows are ruining the planet…