Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You For Dinner
I haven't smiled since the chive blinis with creme fraiche*.
I haven't refilled your wineglass for the last hour and when you ask me for some water I say, "No."
I've shared with you the main tenets of Chinese Ancient Wisdom for Healthy Sleep, which prescribes one to be asleep by 10 o'clock to maximize the repair of energetic organs.
I excuse myself to take a shower.
When my husband suggests we get out the good whiskey, I slap him upside the head.
After I come out of the shower, I'm in my bathrobe and refuse to look…