BLAH: A Lifestyle Magazine For The Depressed Woman
Are You a BLAH Girl? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!
Pick the phrase that best describes how you feel about yourself on a typical day:
a) My 12-year-old self would be disappointed
b) Mayor of Crap Town
c) Have lost all connection with self, am dry husk
d) This isn’t a good time
Getting Out of Bed
What fresh hell is this? Oh, daytime. Is there a point? Well, can you still feel the crushing weight of existential dread pressing down, forcing the air from your lungs until each breath is more shallow and desperate? Yes?
Congratulations, there is…