A Student Tells Me “I Would Do Anything, And I Do Mean Anything, For A C”
Would you: mow my lawn, do my laundry, paint my living room, act as my chauffeur, chef, all-around handyman?
If I needed a green card, would you marry me?
Would you be the one — next semester — to tell students when they are failing?
Would you be the one I call when my dog finally dies and I cannot lift her into my car alone?
Would you lend me money?
Would you give me money?
Even if I didn’t need it?
Do you even have money?
Would you write me a song?
Would you look up my ex-boyfriends and…