25 Thoughts Normal* People Have About Morning People

*Because morning people are not normal people

1. Morning people bright and early

2. Normal people bright and early

3. When someone happily asks if you’re ready for the day


4. When you make early plans with a morning person

5. Wishing you could pull a Fiona on anyone who dares to enter your room in the morning

Bye Felicia.

6. Why do you think waking me up is a good idea?


Get out. Get out. Get out.

7. What part of “do not wake me up” do you not understand?

If I weren’t so damn tired, you wouldn’t make it out of my room alive.

8. It’s such a beautiful day! Carpe diem!

I will carpe the hell outta this diem at a much more appropriate hour.

9. Are you honestly this awake?

No seriously. Are you on something? You have to be on something.

10. Wouldn’t you rather be sleeping?

No? Well that’s probably because you’re on something.

11. When they say they’re naturally a morning person

12. When it’s 8 AM and their happiness can only be compared to a child at Disneyland

I assure you, this is not the happiest place on earth.

13. When they’re cheerily all up in your face when the sun is barely awake

I’m only telling you this for your safety.

14. How exhausting it is to keep up with their energy levels

Not to mention impossible.

15. Actively avoiding all interactions with morning people

16. When you’re forced to socialize with morning people

17. How it feels waking up early for work, school, or really any early morning event

And there’s always that one coworker who’s just so. damn. chipper all morning.

Could you please be quiet? I’m trying to concentrate on this BuzzFeed article.

18. Having to be in class or at work pretty much anytime before lunch

19. Normal people attempting to pay attention to anything in the morning

Not gonna happen.

20. When morning people make wayyy to much noise far to early in the day

This hurts me more than it hurts you.

21. When they ask an early morning favor

22. When someone tells me how excited they are for an early morning event

Are you feeling ok? Let me check your temperature. We may have to have you committed.

23. I have to be up how early?!

I’m out.

24. When they complain that I’m late to something that starts far too early to be considered sane.

25. To all morning people

And I mean that, from the bottom of my heart.

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