21 Things That Happen When You Have A Really Massive Dog
RIP to all the cups broken by your dog's powerful, swishy tail.
And you've had the leg-numbing experience of them using you as a seat.
Harnesses are your best friend when taking your big dog for walks.
And even when walking your dog is going just fine, some randomer will comment "it looks like that dog is taking YOU for a walk".
No food is truly safe on the counter.
Being practically human-sized means they act pretty human sometimes.
You've used them as a comfy pillow before.
Car journeys mean you end up in extremely close proximity to your pet.
So you've maybe occasionally resorted to bribery.
Sometimes you can't comprehend that at one point, they were small enough for you to carry.
Washing them involves getting absolutely drenched.
You know the sad truth that big dogs = big poos 💩
And that big dogs are the ultimate sofa hogs.
But they are excellent companions to nap with.
And they are second-to-none when you need a hug.
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