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19 Animal Tweets To Momentarily Distract You Because Everything Is Bad

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1. Lead me, Schnitzel.

THE DOG'S NAME IS SCHNITZEL AND THE PONY'S NAME IS CHIEF https://t.co/jqJrWiZWd1

2. Awkward.

UMMM I WALKED IN ON MH CAT TRYING TO WEIGH HIMSELF????

3. So pure.

It's hard to stay positive sometimes, so here's a bird realizing a love of drumming

4. Accurate.

5. Free them.

Ducks arrested, booked on charges of loitering in Pennsylvania town https://t.co/c1sXoBSZQ8

6. Industrious.

My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

7. This one too.

8. Call an exorcist.

I'm obsessed with this therapy horse that looks like it has the soul of a murdered victorian era child

9. I'll have a venti mochaccino.

10. An important lesson.

11. Odd fellows.

the people from Ireland are super different

12. I can't stop watching this.

13. Lawn flowers.

The lawn flowers are taller than the new pup. The Big Fellow is a diligent overseer.

14. Smug fuck.

Emma saw this smug fuck from the bus and I'm gonnae kick his wee spaniel heid in for trying to impress ma burd.

15. It's true.

i am. the best guard dog. like. you can't slip. by me. unless you pet me. and tell me. i'm good. then. you can. usually pass. quite easily

16. The eternal struggle.

me trying to move forward in life https://t.co/8OhmCbswqV

17. Remember Vine?

18. When?

When will my husband return from pollinating...

19. And finally, duck.

Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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