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The Definitive Ranking Of Bad Valentine’s Day Presents

Not all gifts that say "I love you" are created equal. But whatever presents you exchange, you can make it a perfect night with K-Y Date Night.

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12. Love Poem

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I wanted to say something sweet
Something you'd think was really neat
And what better way to make it rhyme
Because that trick works every time
Trust that this comes from the heart
Even though my prose is a fart

8. A Detailed Card Written by Someone Else

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Sure! True love is like a roller coaster that we're both on together always and forever! Thanks! OK! And you signed it! Great!

5. An Oversized Stuffed Animal

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Sure, it's an adorable bear, but there can be too much of a good thing. Does it do more than just take up space? Will it pay rent? Can it sign for your packages?

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