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11 Reasons To Go Out On A Work Night

You've totally earned it. Use any of these iron clad excuses to go have some fun. Just make sure to start your night with a shot of Jose Cuervo and Have A Story.

1. To forget the unbearable awkwardness of workplace interactions.

2. Dinosaurs don't get weekdays anymore. Do it for the dinosaurs.

3. Your work clothes make you look like a damn secret agent.

4. America was discovered on a weekday.

5. Literally ZERO scientists have told us that it's a bad idea.

6. Nostradamus predicted that people who stay in their room to watch Netflix tonight will officially be "lame."

7. Statistically speaking, you probably won't get attacked by a bear.

8. Weekday in Dutch is "weekdag"...which is hilarious.

9. Weekday Specials > Weekend Specials.

10. Believe In Yourself.