11 Of The Worst Superpowers We Could Imagine

For everyone who is tired of feeling not bloated.

Abnormal jumping skills would be amazing, unless they're only ever-so-slightly above normal.

Kind of cool, but unless you can also un-age on command, this is not the most useful ability.

One foot. You can only fly one foot.

Every 30 days, when the full moon is high, you feel a tingling in your bones... the wilderness is calling... you must join your snail brethren!

At will, you can summon all the beans in a 50-foot radius. Big hit at barbecues.

More specifically, the ability to be invisible, but only when no one is looking at you.

Upon seeing a B- or C-list actor, you can recite his or her entire filmography.

You can stop time for .5 seconds. Even if you try really hard to keep stopping time in back-to-back intervals, the best you'll accomplish is a slow strobe effect.

Anytime someone posts a mean comment on the internet, you are physically hurt by it.

Sorry, bro.