11 Signs Snowboarding Is Impossible

The days of walking are over. Your legs are now strapped to a sheet of metal that you use to slide down a snow-covered cliff. Things just got real.

Becoming good at snowboarding takes years of practice and nerves of steel.

The fastest speed clocked on a snowboard is currently 125 mph. Short of a plane, most of us will never move that fast. Ever.

Now imagine doing somersaults with your legs strapped in place all the while moving at insane speeds.

Now multiply that times 100. It's like skateboarding but so much harder.

To snowboard, your sense of balance has to be on point. Or else.

Slamming on the brakes at full speed is pretty standard in the life of a snowboarder.

You must want to go higher.

Pound it.