16 Small Inventions You Won’t Believe Got Made

For when you want to be a scientist but can't be bothered to roll around your massive writing surface.

Have these handy when someone is talking so much that you can't verbally tell him/her to stop yammering.

It's all fun and games and tastiness until someone cuts their face.

It's a box of maple sticks! Just light one on fire and let the smoke take you to a place of pure ruggedness.

Curing bad selfies one picture at a time.

This simple device lets you spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. Unfortunately, there's no warning that you might just start spritzing anything and everything.

If your child won't stop crying, then maybe some clever graphic design will help.

Not to pick a fight with an inanimate object, but these "shoe umbrellas" looks more like raincoats.

The most adorable printer prints the most adorable things on the most adorable pieces of paper.

Because the only bad thing about wine was having to refill your glass.

While you can separate yolks with just a water bottle, it doesn't look nearly as nifty.

For when your cell phone, your work cell phone, your computer, and your tablet are all broken, this mobile device is perfect for tweeting (and nothing else).

Now your baby can watch you pee from a distance.

Never forget.

Proof that even once we're allowed to drink, we still will act like children.

The not impossible task of slicing a hotdog just got less difficult. And cuter.