It's almost time for the Super Bowl, so there's a good chance you look like this:
But have you ever wondered why your face looks like this?
If only there were some kind of test that could figure out exactly why your face is making this face...
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor"Cheeseburger in Paradise" by Jimmy Buffett"Only Time" by Enya"Taking Care of Business" by Bachman Turner Overdrive"Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO“The Boys of Fall” by Kenny Chesney
Being late to the newest meme.Public speaking.That awkward moment when there's only one nacho left, and you have to wait and then make a dumb joke about taking it.Life without art and celebrities.No one showing up to your birthday party.Fear is a misconception derived from our capitalistic society.
Home EcGymMarketingStudy Hall, lol ;)I was too busy working on my hot rod to worry about class.Theatre
You're always on time.You can do infinity push-ups.You're a natural born leader.You're a natural born entertainer.Your willingness to try new things.You're great at sharing.
Stopping by a co-worker's party before hitting up a friend's party, then heading over to your other friend's party.Resting up for Sunday.Trying out a new restaurant or recipe.Netflix on the TV, social media on the tablet.Whatever your friends are doing.Concert.
A kitten.A vulture.A peacock.What's a spirit animal?A party animal. ;)The outside layer of a pig.
Your apron.Your party pants.Your first band t-shirt.Your lucky socks.Anything with sequins.Wardrobe? Yeah, right. That's where my trophy case goes.
"On the Road" by Jack Kerouac"Friday Night Lights: A Town, a Team, and a Dream" by H. G. Bissinger"Kitchen Confidential" by Anthony BourdainWhy would I read a book when there's Twitter?Something by James FrancoI don't read books, just defenses.
...party....complain about it on Twitter....listen to Queen B....the tough get going....nervous eat....kick the field goal.
What Type Of Super Bowl Fan Are You?
You live for talking babies, talking animals, celebrity cameos, and mustaches. You're going to see it live, and most definitely tweet about it.
Sure, you'll come to the party, but don't get upset when you're talking through the game. You're here to watch the halftime show. How do they do it?! So many people, so many lasers, so many stages, and so little time. This is the future, and you're going to witness it.
If it's cheesy, or it's fried, then you're a fan.
Yes, it's really you. A fan of the game. Maybe your team is in it, or maybe they're not. You're going to watch every play regardless. Because you're a fan. A football fan.
Ahhh, the Super Bowl, another great reason to show off your skills as a host. You might catch a few plays during the game, but let's be honest: The REAL touchdown is the look on your friend's face when they try your cheese dip.
It doesn't matter where you are or who you're watching with, you will have your face paint on, you will scream at the TV, and you will most definitely make all other party attendees feel a bit uncomfortable. Way to go, extreme fan. Stay weird.