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90 Things You Haven't Thought About Since The '90s

As IF you've actually had any of these details of the decade on your brain anytime recently! Tune in to the National Geographic Channel for the three-night event — The '90s: The Last Great Decade? — to get your memory jogging, continuing tonight at 9/8c.

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1. When Whitney Houston closes and opens her eyes again, it can start to snow

2. Rockapella

3. The fact that Chuckie Lee Torkelson and Minkus are the same person

4. Your nightmares induced by Quicksilver on Are You Afraid of the Dark?

5. Jenny Jones

6. Kevin and Julie breaking down The Real World wall and arguing in the street

7. No Fear

8. Modem crinkles followed immediately by "You've Got Mail"

9. Your method for removing the plastic seal with the artist info from your new CD

10. Steve from "Dream Phone"

11. Crash Test Dummies (from car accident commercials, named Vince and Larry)

12. Crash Test Dummies (from the radio)

13. Panic over your Tamagotchi potentially starving

14. Cindy Crawford's workout tape

15. "SCHWING!"

16. The H.O.R.D.E. Tour

17. Heaven's Gate

18. Unboxing your N64

19. How sore your arms were after pumping up your Super Soaker

20. "Donna Martin Graduates!"

21. Condoms in place of eyeglass lenses

22. "Pump Up the Jam"

23. Tonya Harding's "No Comment" sweatshirt

24. The color of Jordan Catalano's eyes

25. Print Shop

26. "Shiny Happy People"

27. KB Toys

28. Surge

29. Zima

30. "The Annexation of Puerto Rico"

31. The bee girl from Blind Melon's "No Rain" video

32. Mikhail Gorbachev's Pizza Hut commercial

33. Dolly, the cloned sheep

34. Dunkaroos

35. Yak Baks

36. How confused you were when there was a new Aunt Viv

37. Gap's swing dance commercials

38. Diddy Kong

39. Monica Lewinsky's beret

40. Janet Jackson's Rolling Stone cover

41. How the scent of CK One was so strong, it lasted all day, every day

42. Animorphs

43. "I'm so excited... I'm so... I'm so... SCARED."

44. Purple ketchup

45. The Attack Pack

46. How much Kel loves orange soda

47. Wearing bandanas bows forward

48. Gwen Stefani's braces

49. Mr. Sketch

50. The differences between the four Alanis Morissettes riding in that car

51. Sheneneh

52. The sheer loudness of the last four beats of the MTV News intro sequence

53. Ewan McGregor emerging from a toilet

54. The sheen of your Umbro shorts

55. Vanilla Ice's Cool As Ice

56. How much your feet hurt before you broke in your Adidas sandals

57. Fire Marshall Bill

58. Wondering how a mosquito in a block of amber magically could make dinosaurs come back

59. The nickname "Preppie"

60. What color your Hypercolor turned in direct sunlight

61. How mindboggled you were when Weezer somehow ended up in a real episode of Happy Days

62. Where your bucket hat is hiding

63. The red plastic rectangle for your Handi-Snacks cheese

64. Lester the Lab Rat

65. "Call me now for your free reading!"

66. Button Your Fly

67. How great Muggsy Bogues looked in turquoise and violet

68. Pogs

69. The lady in orange hot shorts leading the Macarena

70. The smiley angel face on Quinn Morgendorffer's pink T-shirt

71. Wearing your pants backwards, but forwards

72. Andre Rison's house burning down because of a pair of sneakers

73. "You, and me, and five bucks."

74. Your wallet chain

75. Polly Pocket

76. How awesome you looked in sneakers with light-up soles

77. He goes by Jay Kay – his name isn't actually Jamiroquai

78. Devil Sticks

79. How sore your hand was from holding the very very outside border of your CD so it wouldn't get scratched

80. "You play ball like a GIRL!"

81. Peanut butter and jelly swirled together in a single jar


83. How much Kerri Strug's ankle hurt on that gold medal landing

84. Snowflake the Dolphin

85. Which athletes and anchors were in the "Only Wanna Be With You" music video

86. The frustration of your favorite Gelly Roll pen running out of ink

87. Ben Stiller's first attempts at dramatic acting

88. Gak

89. Jewel's book of poetry

90. "Finish Him."