38 Things Only People From Wisconsin Really Understand

Because when you say Wisconsin, you’ve said it all.

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1. You know cheese curds are fresh if they’re squeaky.

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If they ain’t squeakin’, we ain’t eatin’.

*Fried curds shouldn’t squeak.

2. These are bubblers:

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They are definitely not water fountains or drinking fountains.

3. There is literally nothing better than long summer nights on the Union Terrace.

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Especially if Natty Nation is playing.

4. Cave of the Mounds is the greatest field trip destination of all time.

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Stopping at Little Norway is also pretty great.

5. Wisconsin is home to some of the coolest architecture in the country.

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Including Frank Lloyd Wright-designed Monona Terrace and Santiago Calatrava’s Quadracci Pavilion.

6. This:

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7. Fact.

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8. There is only one mascot race that actually matters.

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9. Paul Bunyan’s all-you-can-eat breakfast is the gold standard of all-you-can-eat breakfasts.

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No trip to the Dells or Minocqua is complete without a fat stack of flapjacks from Paul Bunyan’s Cook Shanty.

10. Your high school valedictorian worked at Epic.

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And all they did was travel.

11. Cheeseheads are appropriate for any occasion.

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From a family reunion to your daughter’s wedding, cheeseheads are timeless.

12. So is camo.

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13. And blaze orange, after September 1.

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14. Eau Claire isn’t a French pastry.

It’s where Justin Vernon (of Bon Iver and Volcano Choir) is from.

15. Long weekends are spent at friends’ cabins north of Highway 23.

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There are big differences between cabins, cottages, and lake houses.

16. And vacations are spent in Door County.

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Cherries, mini golf, and goats on roofs.

17. The new(ish) indoor water parks are cool and all, but the Ducks and Noah’s Ark are still the kings of the Dells.

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One lazy river, please!

18. The three commandments of brats:

Thou shalt not eat thine brat before it has been properly boiled in beer and onions.

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Thou shalt not poke thine brat while grilling, but instead rotate with tongs.

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Thou shalt not enjoy thine brat without sauerkraut and mustard.

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19. An hour of scraping is par for the course.

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20. Summerfest is the largest music festival IN THE WORLD!

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21. And Alpine Valley is arguably the greatest venue in the world.

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Throw on your dancin’ pants and make your way to the lawn.

22. The first day of deer hunting season might as well be a state holiday.

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You’re not in vegan country anymore.

23. Mount Horeb is a necessary detour for troll counting.

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24. The World’s Largest Brat Fest was cooler when it was held in the Sentry parking lot, but it’s still really awesome.

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25. The house on the rock is like your grandparents’ basement on steroids.

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Well, except for the Infinity Room.

26. We are the real home of the hog.

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27. Nobody does farmers markets quite like Wisconsin.

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Honey sticks? Yes please!

28. Jack was on point when he mentioned how cold Chippewa Falls winters are.

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29. If it’s Friday, you always know what to order:

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30. Halloween costumes should always be able to fit over a snowsuit.

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31. Unless, of course, you’re headed to State Street.

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32. Brett Favre is a more polarizing subject in Wisconsin than politics, and that’s saying a lot.

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33. Books say the Wisconsin state bird is the American Robin, but we all know the truth:

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34. Simply put: snow days are not a thing.

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35. Minnesota is the Land of 10,000 Lakes. Wisconsin has 15,074.

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36. You know exactly what to do when this song comes on.

Doesn’t matter where you are. You jump.

37. Wisconsin has potholes that have their own area code.

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38. When you say Wisconsin, you’ve said it all!

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It’s summertime. Drink Wisconsinbly.

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