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The 10 Most Questionable Rap Lyrics Of All Time

I mean, seriously, you couldn't come up with anything that made more sense than this?

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"Love is evil. Spell it backwards, I'll show ya."- Space Bound, Eminem

Slim, I really hate to be the one to break this to you. But L.O.V.E. spells Love. L.I.V.E spells Live.

“The square root is 69 is 8-something, right, cause I’ve been trying to work it out.” – What’s My Name, Drake

And we do believe you Drake. I mean, look at you - there's a lot going on between those ears. But maybe, next time, wait for someone to tell you the answer before you shout it out in class.

“But I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go. And I’m doing pretty hood in my pink polo.” – Barry Bonds, Kanye West

I have no doubt that Kanye would list the above achievements as some of his finest. Mainly because, well, pink polo.

“Rule nombre uno” – The Ten Crack Commandments, Notorious B.I.G

Words. They're tough sometimes. Maybe they invented Google translate in the hope Biggie could go back in time and realize "nombre" means name.

"Never let me slip 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'."- Nuthin’ But A G Thang, Dr. Dre

A tough concept to grasp indeed.

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian/Like Japanese, Chinese or even Asian." – Balla Baby, Chingy

Can someone PLEASE tell Chingy that China and Japan are both located in Asia already?

“I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed.” - A Milli, Lil Wayne

Ah, menstrual bleeds - the one STI everyone hopes to avoid. Oh no - wait... Something about that sentence doesn't quite sound right, does it?

“What’s next? What’s N-X-E-T” - What’s Next, Warren G

Look, to be completely honest with you Warren, I just dno't kown.

Look, to be completely honest with you Warren, I just dno't kown.

"She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty." - Birthday Song, 2 Chainz

I see what you did there.

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun 'round the Earth." - It’s Hot, Jay Z

How embarrassing - here I was thinking it was the other way around! What kind of idiot am I?

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