12 Things That Sound Fake To People Who Need A Lot Of Sleep

Sorry but eight hours is just not enough.

1. "I was up until, like, 1am last night but I feel fine today."

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Girl, you lyin'.

2. "Eight hours sleep is definitely enough."

Universal Pictures

Then why do I feel so damn sparkly after ten?

3. "I stayed up all night watching Netflix but it was totally worth it."

FOX

How tho?

4. "Sure, I'd love to meet for dinner at 8pm."

NBC

Same. But only if we're done in fifteen minutes and I can be home in twenty.

5. "I just love going to midnight screenings."

E!

Tbh I would rather sleep in my own bed than a cinema surrounded by a hundred people, thanks.

6. "Some of the most powerful people in the world only get four hours sleep a night."

NBC

Imagine what they could achieve if they were getting more.

7. "Everyone is either a night owl or a morning person."

NBC

Um, no.

8. "Saturday night I went out, then on Sunday I met some friends for an early breakfast."

NBC

Mate the only thing I am doing the day after a party is sleeping.

9. "I was feeling tired before but I just had a super strong coffee."

NBC

There is no caffeine strong enough to substitute the power of a good night's sleep.

10. "I'm totally ordering a pizza when I get home from the party tonight."

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I am going straight to bed.

11. "I tried to go to bed early but I couldn't fall asleep, so I just watched a movie on my laptop."

ESPN

Fam, you're never going to get to sleep acting like that.

12. "You can sleep when you're dead."

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I, um, don't think that's how it works.