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    17 Questions Everyone Has When They Join A New Gym

    What if I never find the changing rooms?

    1. What if I get lost and accidentally walk into the wrong changing room?

    2. What if I get changed in the changing room, and it's not actually the changing room?

    3. What if I forget which locker I left my stuff in?

    4. Will anyone help me?

    5. What if everyone in this exercise class is friends?

    6. And they know I'm an outsider as soon as I walk into the studio?

    7. What if everyone else is wearing ~fancy pants~ workout gear?

    8. What if I was supposed to bring my own towel?

    9. What if I can't find anywhere to fill up my drink bottle?

    10. And I dehydrate into a sultana-fied version of myself?

    11. What if all the equipment is completely different to everything at my old gym?

    12. And everyone stares at me while I try and figure things out?

    13. What if there's some kind of treadmill etiquette I don't know about here?

    14. What if I accidentally push in, and make a gym-enemy for life?

    15. What am I going to do if the teacher asks in front of everyone if I am new here?

    16. What if I accidentally booked the advanced class instead of the beginner?

    17. What if it actually all goes OK, and I start being one of those people who actually LIKE the gym?!