1. OK I know I needed something in Priceline.
2. I can't remember what, but I'm sure I'll know when I see it.
3. I might as well check out the fragrances though.
4. I mean, it's not like I'm in a massive rush.
5. Oh, and you can test ALL of them.
6. I guess literally every celebrity has a fragrance now.
8. Literally every single one.
9. And they all kind of smell the same?
10. They all actually smell like that Britney Spears one I used to be obsessed with.
11. Where is that?
12. God, how many perfumes does Britney have now?
13. I bet this shelf in Priceline is her greatest source of income right now.
14. Good for her tho.
15. These perfume sets are so cheap.
16. I wish I knew a whole bunch of pre-teens - that would make my Christmas shopping so much easier.
17. OK I have a headache now.
18. I should move on from this section.
19. Bye, weird-Nicki-Minaj-shaped-perfume-bottle.
20. I should actually look at the mascaras while I'm in here.
21. I think mine is drying out.
22. I should try a new one.
23. But do I want lengthening or thickening?
24. Why can't I have both?
25. What's the difference between ~pump up~ volume and ~volume express~?
26. This is too hard.
27. I'll get one next time I come in.
28. I do need nail polish remover though.
29. Or do I?
30. I either have a full bottle at home or one that's completely empty.
31. When am I going to start paying attention to my own life?
32. Either way I definitely need cotton balls.
33. But they only come in these massive packs.
34. What if I don't actually need them and then I have to store this huge bag for six months while I wait to get through the old ones.
35. My apartment is not big enough for that.
36. Why did I even come in here again?
37. I swear there was something I needed.
38. Ugh I always do this.
39. It is so bright in here.
40. I should get some face wipes - you can never have enough of those.
41. And tampons.
42. I mean, while I'm here.
43. It's not like I'm not going to use them.
45. I also need dry shampoo.
46. Honestly, why is this stuff so expensive?
47. It's literally just air and powder.
48. And why am I being punished for having dark hair?
49. Is everyone with dark hair a millionaire now?
50. I need actual shampoo too.
51. Oh no wait - I just need conditioner.
52. Why does that always happen to me?
53. Note to self: Use less conditioner.
54. Is that Papaw on sale?
55. Or is it just in a pile like that because they know everyone always needs an extra one.
56. I should get one just to keep in my handbag.
58. OK the vitamin section.
59. What was I reading is good for your skin?
60. Or was that good for digestion?
61. I guess you can't have skin OR a digestive system that's too good, can you?
62. But why are vitamins so expensive?
63. I guess I should just eat better.
64. How long have I been in here?
65. Forever I think.
66. I still can't remember what I needed to get.
67. Think, self. THINK.
68. Goddamnit I'll just come in again tomorrow.