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    Posted on 15 Sep 2016

    Everyone's Really Fucking Shocked By "The Bachelor" Australia Finale

    Worst decision since Brexit.

    Tonight saw the latest season of The Bachelor Australia come to a close.

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    Yes, tonight was the night Richie chose who he thought was the most beautiful, fantastic, absolutely gorgeous etc.

    IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE FINALE SPOILERS DO NOT CONTINUE READING.

    Okay? Good.

    The episode began with pretty much everyone assuming they knew who would end up winning Bachelor Richie's heart.

    Nikki's getting the twinkly fairytale music Alex didn't get that It's all over #TheBachelorAU

    Nikki, duh.

    Nikki is moving so fast in front of Alex, she's flicking dirt up into her face! #TheBachelorAU

    Can you chose Nikki already bruh I've got an assignment to do #TheBachelorAU

    Because it was obvious, right?

    Dickie. This isn't tricky. The answer is Nikki. #thebachelorau

    Nikki was going to win. She was going to be the one who got that final rose.

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    BUT NAH.

    SIKE!!!!!!!

    TURN THE FUCKING TV OFF #TheBachelorAU

    Everyone was dead wrong.

    NOOOOOOOOOO πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” #TheBachelorAU

    Because Nikki stepped out of the car first. Richie didn't choose her.

    Wait WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED? #royalcommsionNOW #TheBachelorAU

    He just shot Bambi. I can't even. #TheBachelorAU

    And it took a moment to sink in. Because we'd all been so goddamn sure that it was going to be her.

    Worst decision since Brexit #TheBachelorAu

    Richie = dead to Australia. #ByeFelicia #TheBachelorAU

    It was meant to be her?!?!?!?!?!?!

    Remember how happy we were when Snez won? And how this is like the opposite of that? #TheBachelorAU

    But guys, he chose Alex. She won.

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    And people really just aren't coping.

    HERE’S A POEM M8 ROSES ARE RED YOU CHOSE THE WRONG GIRL LOVE IS DEAD I HATE THE WORLD #TheBachelorAU

    Time to show leadership @TurnbullMalcolm Australia urges you to unilaterally reverse this mistake #thebachelorau

    Honestly, there are no words. It's just, well, a bit of a shock, Richie.

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    But Richie and Alex, we hope you're both extremely happy together. ❀️

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