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18 Secrets Supre Employees Will Never Tell You

Tales from the golden years of Supre.

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1. Being rostered on for the first day of a sale is the worst thing that can happen to an innocent Supre employee.

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Stab wounds from broken hangers, faulty singlets ran over by filthy trolley wheels, and shoplifters galore. Lord, send help.

3. We'll often get ready for our shift in the shopping centre bathrooms to limit the time we have to spend in our uniform. This is especially true around Christmas.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/SUPRE-Santa-Loves-Me-Best-Singlet-Size-S-/121809921785?hash=item1c5c6fe6f9:g:QkEAAOSwKIpWDdyy
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Supre-Santas-little-helper-Christmas-Shirt-/191735352595?hash=item2ca4514d13:g:17gAAOSw5ZBWQWCP
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/DEAR-SANTA-DEFINE-GOOD-XMAS-CHRISTMAS-CROP-TOP-RED-SZ-XS-FREE-POST-A34-/181786406586?hash=item2a53506eba:g:8LoAAOSw3ydVjghT

Because really, who on earth actually wants to wear a shirt that reads: "Ho Ho Ho"?

4. And honestly, don't even get us started on Australia Day.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/SUPRE-S-Australian-Flag-White-Flowy-Crop-Top-/321915259410?hash=item4af3a50a12:g:PEoAAOSwo6lWJPZh
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Supre-Womens-Size-XS-Tank-Top-Singlet-I-Love-Australia-Aus-Black-Tight-/291609756811?hash=item43e54bc48b:g:FQgAAOSwjVVVldc7

*Smdh for eternity*.

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5. We basically speak in a secret Supre language.

"Can you pass me one of those popsicle 11195s to put on this dolly?"

6. And you thought you owned a lot of Supre bags?

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Think again.

8. Our staff discount always comes in handy around Halloween.

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A lot of our old uniforms also remain hoarded away for costume purposes.

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12. Everyone is damn tired of you complaining about the small sizes.

Not everything comes in XXS, and what does is mainly purchased by parents so their young daughters have something ~cool~ to wear to dance practice.

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15. But a shift before a night out can really ~get you in the mood~.

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Why yes I WILL put my hands up for Detroit. Tonight. On the dance floor.

17. Whenever there's a slight chance what you're looking for is out the back, there's a much higher chance we're physically unable to access it.

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Imagine a heavy box, on top of a heavier box, with an even heavier, broken box underneath. Then imagine that all boxes are unlabelled, and that what you want is probably in the very bottom of one.