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    This Is Your Chance To Own The Real Life Eggplant Emoji

    That's right, a big ol’ auberpeen.

    This peen-shaped eggplant is currently being auctioned off online, and the seller claims the funds from the sale will go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand.

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    The bidding started over the weekend and the price currently sits at $101NZD – not a bad price to pay for something so bloody impressive.

    The anonymous owner, located in New Zealand's Waikato, also posted this close-up photo of the eggplant so bidders really know what's on offer.

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    As you can see, the ~sexy veggie~ looks great from all angles.

    Basically, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a real-life version of the eggplant emoji.

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    Go grab your wallet. You πŸ† know πŸ† you πŸ† want πŸ† it πŸ† .

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