They'd help with the yard work.
They can just sleep anywhere.
They look up to you; respect you.
They'll up your selfie game.
Your pet would never be in a bad mood.
You wouldn't need to own a TV.
And when they've stopped eating...
They make excellent Guard Quokkas.
They come with free storage for baby quokkas.
When it's time to go to pet school, they'll take an excellent class photo.
They're naturals on camera.
YOU COULD HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND.
They have your best interests at heart - like getting you places safely on your bike.
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