13 Reasons Why A Quokka Would Be The Best Pet Ever

Cat-size, but not a cat. Australian, but not poisonous. GIVE US QUOKKAS.

They'd help with the yard work.

"You move these leaves and I'll tackle the weeds, little guy."

They can just sleep anywhere.

Snoozing on soft green grass would be preferable though.

They look up to you; respect you.

Because you're the best. I mean, you have a quokka for crying out loud.

They'll up your selfie game.

Up it big time. COME ON.

Your pet would never be in a bad mood.

Or, if they were, they'd hide it behind a big cheesy.

You wouldn't need to own a TV.

Because you could just spend your days watching them nibble on teeny tiny treats.

And when they've stopped eating...

You can just peer at them resting their tiny soft heads.

They make excellent Guard Quokkas.

Because fists.

They come with free storage for baby quokkas.

And who wouldn't want a BABY QUOKKA?! Nobody - that's who.

When it's time to go to pet school, they'll take an excellent class photo.

One that's definitely mantel worthy.

They're naturals on camera.

So, be prepared for excessive public appearances - and the perks that come with owning a famous pet.

YOU COULD HOLD IT IN YOUR HAND.

A real-life quokka in your real-life hand!!!

They have your best interests at heart - like getting you places safely on your bike.

They also sometimes have dirt on their noses. Cheeky little buggers.