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I have a theory as to why Uggs are so popular and that the popularity started in my town. In my town people are big fans of Motorsports, especially going to "the desert", YouTube Imperial Valley Sand Dunes, Glamis, Gordons Well. In the desert it's COLD! Dads here have been going… Read More

Another example, I was driving home to California very early after a trip to Arizona. When I finally pulled off the highway into town I rolled my windows down and two men in a car pulled up to me at a stop light. The passenger looked at me and made a kissy face, complete with smooching… Read More

At my last job I worked at a motorcycle shop. One of the mechanics would whistle at me EVERY TIME I walked into the back to do anything, take out the trash, put a package by the receiving door, anything. I worked there for a year and a half. At first I would nervously laugh and say… Read More

The last unicorn was my favorite

That's not her doppelgänger, that's just a blonde chick in bad lighting also squishing her boobs together while wearing a furry jacket.

I worked at CVS for 3 years and every week it seemed like someone would explode shit all over the bathroom. I also had this one lady spray silly string all over the toy aisle in front of her kid, when she realized she got caught she proceeded to tell me where to put it, vulgarly,… Read More

Oliver and company is the shit, rescuers down under is the shit, and the great mouse detective is also the shit. 3 great Disney classics.

Brings back memories. Especially the little plane carrying the mail in the first one.

In n out has the pleasure of being THE most heavenly consumable I have ever put in my mouth hole. Seriously. Bomb.com! The only downside is the long ass drive thru lines, but it's worth it because its so damn GOOD!!!

Barf!!