There’s A Man Riding A Giant Buffalo Wing On The Internet And All We Have To Say Is...WTF?!

We all want to know the story behind Guy On A Buffalo Wing, but all we have are more questions!

If you’ve been on the internet lately, you’ve likely seen this lonely cowboy.

And if you haven’t, go see the video, like, RIGHT NOW.

At first, you probably thought, Okay, this is just a regular cowboy doing regular cowboy things, until the guy pulls up on a…buffalo wing?!?!

What the *bleep*.

If you reacted to this with a loud "WHAT IN THE WORLD??" well, same, because we’re just as flummoxed as you are. Especially since the video doesn’t explain who this guy is, what he’s doing riding a buffalo wing, and…just…WHY.

Here's what we do know: The mystery cowboy is referred to only as “Guy On A Buffalo Wing.” Aaand that’s it. That’s really all we know, folks.

Seriously, who is this guy? Is he a storm chaser tasting the air for a brewing hurricane? A mad scientist who cultured a new species of buffalo and chicken wing? Is he using a supersecret cowboy signal to summon his lasso-throwing buddies?

The air... It tastes of...mystery.

And why does he have suspicion in his eyes? Does danger lurk offscreen? And the background... Is that a...painting? Could he be a thespian performing onstage?

To cowboy or not to cowboy, that is the question.

We see our hero (?) looking at something he’s awfully thrilled to find. Of course, the video then cuts to black so we don't see his discovery. What could it be??

And just when we’re at the edge of our seats, the video cuts to this screen, which means more will be revealed in due time.

We still have so many questions about Guy On A Buffalo Wing, but from the looks of it, we won't get our answers until Jan. 10.

All images and GIFs via Guy On A Buffalo Wing.