Blackingout in an uber thinking about the State of the NationCrying in a darkroom while simultaneously watching stand upSleeping - please stopSorry - I swore off alcohol this week!Resuming role as Come on Eileen lobbyistwholesome dog spotting and heavy drug useCarefully executing a plan made a few days ago
Grass, TacosHot CheetosWegmans INSERT BLANKCerealCheese BurgerNyquillCheese?
Living in the Garden with your pet aloe plantHappily married with two kidsJust named Master Teacher of the UniverseSlinging back Long Island Iced Teas while waiting for your shitty kids to finish soccer practiceCongressman by day; hoe by nightUS Ambassador to CubaHopefully not camp counseling
"I just care a lot""rat daddy""O.K.""It's chill""julia stop""That's pretty good""julia what the fuck"
Who Are You In The Corleone Family?
You're probably always putting up with Josh and Julia's shit but everyone loves you because you're the "best that ever did it"
self-proclaimed leader and student government connoisseur. You're probably somewhere trying to memorize the brunch order of every senator.
if you're not caring about 10 people at once - you're not living. Also you're drunk
If you are a dusty mf - you are Julia. She's funny but don't mess with her or she'll really weird you out or something.
You're a grandpa and everybody knows it. Literally the kindest person ever but needs to be in bed by 4pm
you're a leader on the field and off. If you're not dragging someone - you're not Devangela
Did you vote for yourself? You're probably this dude. brain as fast as a cheetah - legs as slow as a turle