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Who Are You In The Corleone Family?

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  1. What's your ideal night?

    Blackingout in an uber thinking about the State of the Nation
    Crying in a darkroom while simultaneously watching stand up
    Sleeping - please stop
    Sorry - I swore off alcohol this week!
    Resuming role as Come on Eileen lobbyist
    wholesome dog spotting and heavy drug use
    Carefully executing a plan made a few days ago
  2. Pick a food

    Grass, Tacos
    Hot Cheetos
    Wegmans INSERT BLANK
    Cereal
    Cheese Burger
    Nyquill
    Cheese?
  3. Where will you end up in 20 years

    Living in the Garden with your pet aloe plant
    Happily married with two kids
    Just named Master Teacher of the Universe
    Slinging back Long Island Iced Teas while waiting for your shitty kids to finish soccer practice
    Congressman by day; hoe by night
    US Ambassador to Cuba
    Hopefully not camp counseling
  4. What's your catchphrase

    "I just care a lot"
    "rat daddy"
    "O.K."
    "It's chill"
    "julia stop"
    "That's pretty good"
    "julia what the fuck"

Who Are You In The Corleone Family?

You got: "Mad" Maddy McGunny

You're probably always putting up with Josh and Julia's shit but everyone loves you because you're the "best that ever did it"

"Mad" Maddy McGunny
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You got: Josh Gutmaker

self-proclaimed leader and student government connoisseur. You're probably somewhere trying to memorize the brunch order of every senator.

Josh Gutmaker
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You got: Dank Lettuce Dani Smith

if you're not caring about 10 people at once - you're not living. Also you're drunk

Dank Lettuce Dani Smith
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You got: Julia "Bourget" Gagnon

If you are a dusty mf - you are Julia. She's funny but don't mess with her or she'll really weird you out or something.

Julia "Bourget" Gagnon
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You got: Nick "Hey Boss" Guthman

You're a grandpa and everybody knows it. Literally the kindest person ever but needs to be in bed by 4pm

Nick "Hey Boss" Guthman
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You got: Devontae "Devangela Turkle" Torriente

you're a leader on the field and off. If you're not dragging someone - you're not Devangela

Devontae "Devangela Turkle" Torriente
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You got: Solomon "Keith Ellison once asked me if I lift" Self

Did you vote for yourself? You're probably this dude. brain as fast as a cheetah - legs as slow as a turle

Solomon "Keith Ellison once asked me if I lift" Self
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