They lull you with their cuteness
This Albino is a master of the craft.
Then they fly at you
Seriously, they fly at you!!!
What if this was your face
Off of doors
Out of closets
They do this unexpectedly
And sit on your head
They listen to Radiohead
Which means they are either pretentious or have better taste than you, bad news either way.
But they bite goths, too
They Make this Noise
That noise says “I hate you” in every available frequency.
They Crawl All over your Body
And your Siblings won’t save you either.
And there is a litnany of other reasons to not own a sugar glider
These are legitimate reasons not like those other ones.
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