"Loss is creativity cause if you lose out on something, you're still gonna have to figure out that problem."
"I don't think anything where you end up with a mixture of snot and whipped cream is fun."
Would you rather Netflix and chill with Star-Lord or Rocket?
"I think I'm a mansplainer."
"Don't look me in the eyes!"
The Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 star talks marriage, aliens, and more!
"You thought they were M&Ms!"
"We have to break up."
"It was the greatest experience of my life! I love it more than food. I love it more than my mom."
That awkward moment when you play Twister with your ex.
There’s a whole lot of history/herstory.
"It tastes like cold barf."
Every year, 50,000 American adults are killed by diseases that have vaccines.
"You all make things look easier than they actually are."
"Is it weird that this reminds me of Wall-E?"
"I feel like the '90s were the golden years before the world turned to shit."
"Losing a pet is just the same as losing a human relative."
"Moms and dads that take time to make this tacky shit, you are the real heroes."
"I literally feel like I'm just eating cold vomit."
"I feel like I'm wearing a bodybuilder costume."