"Winning is a useless ideal due to the inevitability of death."
Every homecoming story is a ghost story. By K.C. Green.
"I had to screw a few salamanders before I found a decent guy!"
Waiting for a drink at the punch line? The punchline never came.
"Son, I'm doing this for your own good." [DELETES INTERNET EXPLORER ICON]
"Here's a fistful of Tylenol. Your copay is $500,000."
Comic strip fortunetelling by KC Green. "Whoa, this is so accurate." -Albert Einstein, who is now a dolphin.
Cringe in the corner and feel really badly about yourself.
"Was it worth avoiding my friends to revise my novel for the 400th time?"
With sympathies for Dr. Robotnik. Short story by Gunshow Comic.