"Winning is a useless ideal due to the inevitability of death."
Every homecoming story is a ghost story. By K.C. Green.
"I had to screw a few salamanders before I found a decent guy!"
Where's the Nintendo hot-line for my life?
What really happened to Airbud?
Office meeting presentation: "RHINOS ACTUALLY smALL Draggins."
Waiting for a drink at the punch line? The punchline never came.
What happens when you expose tiny animals to human stress?