"Winning is a useless ideal due to the inevitability of death."
Every homecoming story is a ghost story. By K.C. Green.
"I had to screw a few salamanders before I found a decent guy!"
Where's the Nintendo hot-line for my life?
What really happened to Airbud?
Office meeting presentation: "RHINOS ACTUALLY smALL Draggins."
Waiting for a drink at the punch line? The punchline never came.
What happens when you expose tiny animals to human stress?
"Son, I'm doing this for your own good." [DELETES INTERNET EXPLORER ICON]
Getting your best ideas at 3am = goodbye sleep.
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
"Here's a fistful of Tylenol. Your copay is $500,000."
YOUR FATE: predicted in comic strips.
LIVE LIFE WITHOUT SAFE SEARCH ON.
Hugs courtesy of the polar vortex.
Comic strip fortunetelling by KC Green. "Whoa, this is so accurate." -Albert Einstein, who is now a dolphin.
Totes true, brah.
RUDE AS HELL is what they were.
What's Airbud up to these days? You don't want to know.
Cringe in the corner and feel really badly about yourself.
"Was it worth avoiding my friends to revise my novel for the 400th time?"
IT'S FINE, OKAY?? I CAN TAKE A HINT.
With sympathies for Dr. Robotnik. Short story by Gunshow Comic.
Break your heart on Monster.com.
You're reading this from the bathroom.