8. You like to look out the window when you're talking to people.
9. You also like to keep your hands behind your back when you're talking.
10. You have an incredibly well-appointed office.
11. And a bigass leather armchair.
12. You have some kind of niche hobby, like getting really into train sets.
13. Bonus points if your hobby involves death, like taxidermy.
14. Extra bonus points: You take the time to explain your hobby, and use it as a metaphor for evil.
15. You have a pet snake, or some other kind of reptile.
16. You used to know the hero's parents.
17. You suffered something traumatic as a kid.
18. You're either clean shaven, or you have a goatee.