Here's How I Think Every Remaining Character Will Die On "Game Of Thrones"

Here we go, valar morghulis.

What follows is a list of every character who has managed to survive all seven seasons of Game of Thrones, but I'm pretty sure they'll all die because everyone on this show dies.

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Some of these predictions are based on long-held theories, and some of them I just made up. The thing is... I could get some of these right, so technically there may be spoilers ahead...

1. Cersei Lannister

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How she'll probably die: Murdered by Jaime, since he's so fond of slaying mad royalty. It would also potentially fulfill Maggy the Frog's prophecy.

2. Jaime Lannister

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How he'll probably die: He'll kill himself (or let himself be killed) after murdering Cersei.

3. Bronn

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How he'll probably die: He'll save Jaime (again) or Tyrion, but won't survive it this time. If anyone offers him a castle, you know he's doomed.

4. The Hound

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How he'll probably die: He'll fight The Mountain, but he'll survive the encounter. Then he'll sacrifice himself in order to save Brienne or Arya, redeeming himself.

5. The Mountain.

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How he'll probably die: Fighting The Hound. If Sandor mentions his brother at all in the final season, you know it's going to go down.

6. Beric Dondarrion

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How he'll probably die: Battling the White Walkers and zombies, alongside the rest of the suicide squad that Jon took North. After all, Thoros of Myr can't bring him back to life anymore. Also, Jon is totally Azor Ahai, and Beric is going to have to finally meet his maker before Jon can inherit the title.

7. Edd Tollett

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How he'll probably die: Fighting the Night King's army. Jon will commend him for his duty as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, and that'll be it for ole' Dolorous Edd.

8. Qyburn

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How he'll probably die: Murdered by Jaime. Or by Cersei, if she loses her child. Or maybe by The Mountain on Cersei's order. Or by Tyrion. Or by a mob in King's Landing. Or devoured by Ghost.

9. Jorah Mormont

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How he'll probably die: Saving Jon Snow or maybe his cousin Lyanna. Definitely not Daenerys though. That would be too obvious.

10. Bran Stark

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How he'll probably die: He won't really. He'll turn into a tree or into the three-eyed raven or something.

11. Euron Greyjoy

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How he'll probably die: Fighting Theon and Yara.

12. Melisandre

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How she'll probably die: Magic. Maybe she'll die bringing someone back (that's how Beric Dondarrion died in the books), but at this point it doesn't make much sense for them to keep resurrecting people—it would be an overuse of that trick. Regardless, her magic abilities will do her in.

13. Jon Snow

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How he'll probably die: Doing something very dumb and very noble. But mostly dumb. If Melisandre is around when he dies, however, he may not stay dead for very long.

14. The Night King

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How he'll probably die: In the final battle, obviously. It's going to be awesome.

This post was translated from Spanish.