Buzz·Posted on Mar 30, 201814 Behaviors That Are Acceptable For Your Pets But Not So Much For Your FriendsOhhh suuuuure it's okay when the dog does it huh??by Guillermo del PalacioRedactor de BuzzFeed, EspañaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Licking their genitals in front of you — while making eye contact, of course. BuzzFeed 2. Pushing your shit off the table on purpose. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF imgur.com Also while making eye contact. 3. Crying/whining when you eat without them. Getty / BuzzFeed 4. Or sighing deeply. Getty / BuzzFeed 5. Stealing food right off your plate. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com 6. Looking deep into your eyes while they take a dump. BuzzFeed 7. Licking your face when they're happy to see you. BuzzFeed 8. Maintaining a deep-seated fear of brooms (and vacuums). Getty / BuzzFeed 9. Rubbing against your leg when they want your attention. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Getty / theonewithouteyebrows.tumblr.com / Via theonewithouteyebrows.tumblr.com 10. Or touching your face until you respond to them. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Getty / BuzzFeed 11. Accompanying you to the bathroom — and becoming very interested in the contents of your toilet. Twitter: @rubiustarado 12. Giving you dead animals as gifts. BuzzFeed / Hop'Toys 13. Stealing your socks. BuzzFeed This also goes for underwear. 14. And, above all else, peeing on your furniture. BuzzFeed Not cool, Jake. Not cool. This post was translated from Spanish.