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14 Behaviors That Are Acceptable For Your Pets But Not So Much For Your Friends

Ohhh suuuuure it's okay when the dog does it huh??

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1. Licking their genitals in front of you — while making eye contact, of course.

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2. Pushing your shit off the table on purpose.

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Also while making eye contact.

3. Crying/whining when you eat without them.

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4. Or sighing deeply.

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5. Stealing food right off your plate.

6. Looking deep into your eyes while they take a dump.

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7. Licking your face when they're happy to see you.

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8. Maintaining a deep-seated fear of brooms (and vacuums).

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9. Rubbing against your leg when they want your attention.

10. Or touching your face until you respond to them.

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11. Accompanying you to the bathroom — and becoming very interested in the contents of your toilet.

12. Giving you dead animals as gifts.

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13. Stealing your socks.

This also goes for underwear.
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This also goes for underwear.

14. And, above all else, peeing on your furniture.

Not cool, Jake. Not cool.
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Not cool, Jake. Not cool.

This post was translated from Spanish.

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